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berational December 30, 2006 at 12:35 pm

more on Saddam ……
this sums it up from me —– a comment on jihadwatch….

“Saddam is going to be killed because he was a secularist who suppressed Islam, whether Sunni or Shia. He protected Christians and even let his daughter convert to Christianity without objecting.

Yes, he killed a whole lot of Shi’ites and Kurds and say God bless him for it. The Shia he killed wanted to turn Iraq into another Iran while the Kurds were being stirred up by the Muslim brotherhood. Now that Saddam is gone, these creeps are in charge and the Christians now face extermination.

Saddam was a dictator and a thug. Well a dictator and thug is exactly what Iraq needed. To bring democracy to Muslims is to allow them to live by the Quran.

berational December 30, 2006 at 1:03 pm

more on saddam ….
it took:
3000 dead american soldiers
untold billions
tens of thousands of dead iraqis

but president McDoodypants got his revenge

i hope he can sleep well
what a piece of shit the US has a leader .

ISLAMSFORLOSERS December 30, 2006 at 11:48 pm

I’ll stick to the definition of jihad that the jihadists themselves use over and over again-killing as many infidels as possible until they either submit or are all dead. It might mean other, less murderous things but then again those other meanings aren’t the cause of death for many infidels.