Protecting Israel
by sheikyermami on February 9, 2007
From CNN: Gunfire erupts on Israel-Lebanon border.
Lebanese army troops fired Wednesday on Israeli troops hunting for explosives along the Israel-Lebanon border, Lebanese army and Israeli military sources said. …
Lebanese army sources said their troops fired at an Israeli bulldozer that had crossed the Blue Line into Lebanese territory in Maroun a-Rus about 10:30 p.m. There was an exchange of fire, they said, but there were no casualties on the Lebanese side.
The situation on the border is “very tense,” the Lebanese sources said.
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Good thing the Urine Nations is there to keep the peace. We wouldn’t want innocent terrorists and their sympathisers getting hurt.
The UN is the most useless thing outside the ummah that I can think of.
“The UN is the most useless thing outside the ummah …”
Or, to put it a bit differently: the UN is the most useful thing for the ummah.
Amen to all above posts!
Get rid of the dump. They have failed miserably and cost too much. House the New York homeless instead.
(Or sell it to Donald Trump for mega-bucks and put them to good use.)