Algeria: Good Newz! It wasn’t the Joozzz….
by sheikyermami on February 15, 2007
Reuters Photo: An Algerian policeman walks past a damaged house after a bomb exploded in front of…
…It wasn’t the Mossad, the CIA or the FBI, it was, -believe it or not-
Al Qaeda! Whaddaya say now?
Last night we were watching TV: ‘The Power of Nightmares’- where the spin doctors from Al Bebeeceera told us that AQ was all a fantasy product of the Bush administration, right?
So help me make sense of this, I’m confused:
Algeria hit by bombings, six dead
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By Larbi Louafi and Zohra Bensemra Tue Feb 13,
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SI MUSTAFA, Algeria (Reuters) – Seven bombs went off almost simultaneously in Algeria on Tuesday, killing six people east of the capital Algiers in an elaborate assault by suspected Islamist rebels.
Residents said four of the attacks targeted police stations.
“I was woken by a huge blast. I thought it was an earthquake,” said Aaref Jumaa, a resident of Si Mustafa village close to Boumerdes town 50 km (30 miles) east of Algiers.
The Al Qaeda Organization in the Islamic Maghreb, previously known as Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), claimed responsibility for the bombs in a statement posted on the Internet and said it had targeted police stations.
The authenticity of the statement, posted on a Web site used by Islamist militants including al Qaeda, could not be verified.
The group has stepped up a campaign of bombings and ambushes in recent months.
Well, if it wasn’t the Jooozzz then it must be because of the Jooozzz, no?
Hopefully some of our Islamic posters can enlighten us…
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“Al Qaeda! Whaddaya say now?
Last night we were watching TV: ‘The Power of Nightmares’- where the spin doctors from Al Bebeeceera told us that AQ was all a fantasy product of the Bush administration, right?”
Excellent point, Sheik!
Not the Jooooz. But perhaps the French were also in on GWB’s neo-con plot?? We know how much the French love the USA.
And also a French judge is warning of a terror threat:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/015261.php#comments
Of course it wasn’t the joooooooz-they’ve probably been long gone.
Still, such an annoying fact would never stop Islamaniacs from blaming them anyway.