Dress your own little Mohammed: Nice, but will it ever be sold in Islamistan?
by sheikyermami on February 20, 2007
DRESS UP MUHAMMED THE PROFIT
Normal Bob Smith has developed this useful and educational interactive website so that everyone in the family can attend to the Prophet’s sartorial needs.
Now you don’t have to be a Danish cartoonist to earn your very own fatwa!
It’s a kind of a virtual paper-doll arrangement, with many large accessories; Mohammed the Taxi Driver is particularly apt. The result of one of my own efforts is shown at right.
Entrepreneurs interested? When can we start with the production?
Join the discussion...
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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for
trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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this is too funny ………i want one …
hey sheik
I have been off line, in this time I took to the library to do some historical research on Islam, even Roger Bacon had something to say about them and how they really are, he is almost saying what is echoed to day .
“…if the Christians are victorious, no one stays behind to defend the occupied lands. Nor are unbelievers converted in this way, but killed and sent to Hell. Those who survive the wars, together with their children, are more and more embittered against the Christian faith because of this violence and are indefinitely alienated from Christ and inflamed to do all the harm possible to Christians everywhere. Roger Bacon”, “Opus Magus”, 1226″.
Finding cometary and facts are hard since the Muslims destroyed most all evidence of truth.
I had read a book on secret cults and the Hashish men are regarded as one and still exist as the Brother hood.
I am getting the feeling that the Koran to day come from these type of organizations.
They had a David Hicks special on last night, he is soooo guilty and I will never buy a dick smith product again ever, He admits to shotting several hundred’s or thousands of bullets over the Kashmir border, are the Indians our allies? he is a slime bucked no one liked, gave a girl two baby’s then deserted them all, did he ever pay maintenance? His father looks sleazy too looking out for his miss fit son.. would Dawald show this compassion to his own children, did he even care if they had shoes?
I know blokes like this hicks this traitor, they get around in army gear and did not make many friends as kids.
I have had trouble with Muslims down here my son was travelling on the train home after a hard days work a group of bearded mongrels got on the train and started preaching their brand of love in a most threatening and intimidating way, any way it made my son mad enough to report it to police,
I then wrote a letter to my local member last week, so today I will follow up and see what they did, I don’t think the police did any thing so I will be calling up the radio talk back and tell them all just before the elections.
where was that, goanna?