AP Revised Headline: Hamas Mouse Preaches Resistance
by sheikyermami on May 8, 2007
Give me a break, sez Charles from LGF and keeps his eyes on the shills from AP, where useful idiots jump like jojo’s to deflect and obscure the excremental jihad propaganda from Hamas
We noted the Associated Press’ unusual coverage and even more unusual honest headline earlier:
Hamas ‘Mickey Mouse’ wants Islam takeover.
That language is obviously double plus ungood. Way too honest for the AP, and whoever’s pulling their strings.
Because the latest edition of this story has a very different message indeed: Hamas ‘Mickey Mouse’ preaches resistance.
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Shiva from Illustrated PIG has a great take on the Religion of Peace right here:
The only religion NOT founded on The Golden Rule. Morality is based on Mohammed’s example. If Mohammed did it then it’s OK for all Muslims. Hence the encouragement of rape, pillage, subjugation and murder of non-believers and the institutionalised pedophilia prevalent thoughout Muslim society (justified by Mohammed’s activities with Ayesha, his child sex-slave).
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Whats so bad about resistance? Mohammad al-Mickey must be a regular Martin Luther King! Thanks AP for letting me know!