Way to go: ‘I wanna be like Osama’- the musical

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Gramfan July 31, 2007 at 12:25 am

The Osama clip is excellent,lol!

allahfanculo July 31, 2007 at 7:04 am

I wanna be like Osa-ha-ma!

Better than: I wanna leeve in Amereeca..

Joe Grey July 31, 2007 at 9:21 am

“Keep it coming, guys; poking fun at the global jihad will restore our sanity and keep us safe from the lunatic fringe…”

True. I believe that part of the reason CAIR is angered at the mocking of Islamic rage boy is because the mockery takes the power out of the their childish protests.

pork4allah July 31, 2007 at 10:49 am

I love it. I love it. I love it. I hope it ends up playing in Mahattan on Broadway.

Mullah Lodabullah July 31, 2007 at 12:55 pm

“poking fun at the global jihad will restore our sanity”

Mo’s followers have lost control of “Death to those who insult Islam”,
which is now “Death to those who insult …” our holy fast!; AlKiwi (peace be upon Him); THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Ha ha!; Christ! Death, Death, Death;
the Queen; Clinton; Ken; Matsuzaka!; Jeff Foxworthy!; the people!; the VRWC; the Crimson Blades; the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh) etc.

ISLAM – I See Lots of Angry Muslims

Abscedere July 31, 2007 at 1:41 pm

Thumbs up on the Osama Clip! LOL You know, you guys may be onto something re de-fanging Islam. No one pays any attention to how dangerous it is, but Islam is like a really bad joke. It’s like a prank or a hoax which, somehow, became credible.

The Osama video is a “keeper”.