Eddy Rollnick writes the Sheik yer’mami movie review for the week:
Nicholas Cage/Jessica Biel
No shortage of hot looking chicks in Tinseltown. Jessica Biel is definitely one of them and she is, I really mean it, super sexy in this flick with Nicholas Cage. But relax: If yer looking to see her tits you won’t get to see them. She is one of those who keeps them packed away.
Cage plays ‘Frank Cadillac’– some kind of psychic who can see into the future, like 2 minutes at the time. Lets hope he can do better in real life.
When a terrorist group threatens to detonate a nuclear device in Los Angeles, government agent Callie Ferris must use all her wiles to capture Cris and convince him to help her stop the cataclysm.
What’s wrong with this flick:
The terrorists are pretty white boyz wo speak Fwench. They are not Muhammedans. There is no ‘Allahu akbar’ to make your blood boil and that alone makes it just about as interesting as watching Larry King debating little green men from outer space in Roswell, with a bunch of old farts who believe in Spiderman and flying saucers.
* Save your money unless you are desperate for entertainment. Another Schmollywood stinker. Foggeddaboutit!
The same with ‘Die Hard’ no 4
Bruce Willis is a good guy. He does have a heart for the troops. He even went to Iraq at one stage, just to get a clear picture of the situation there. He is not dumb enough to buy the MSM crap that is spoon- fed to the masses. Bruce must have a big chip on his conscience for producing this Die Hard schlock, but the millions of dollars he makes for each flick should be enough to help him over it.
Again, the terrorists in this latest flick are anything but the Muhammedan menace that is haunting us, instead it is some cyber warriors who use the internet to hack us to Armageddon. One would hope that this is not a bad omen in support for those ‘world bodies’ that would like to censor the internet. Unless you’re a huge fan for Willis or desperate for entertainment tell them to shove it. The verdict has to be two thumbs down.