Italy: Koran toilet seat cover angers cleric

* A proper Muslim toilet doesn’t have a toilet seat or toilet paper. But Muslims have 70 rules and regulations how to urinate and defecate:

“Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid: Western ‘Beasts’ Use Colored Underwear to Conceal Their Filth,” from MEMRITV:


“There are rules of shari’a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate. In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth. We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts. To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people.’

Other important things to know about Islam:

Do not urinate in holes – Jinns live there AD1-7-29

Bones and dung are food for Jinns B5-126-200, M1-244-903, AD1-9-39

Bones are food for Jinn; Camel dung is fodder for their animals M1-244-903

Charcoal is food for jinns AD1-9-39

Quran/hadith index


Rome, 26 Oct. (AKI) – The imam of the Lazio town of Latina’s mosque, Sheikh Yusuf on Friday heckled interior minister Giuliano Amato as he visited Rome’s mosque to present the new ‘charter of values’ for immigrants.

“There is a toilet seat cover on sale in local stores that features verses of the Koran. This is an insult to the Muslim faith that we must react to,” he called out.

* He immidiately called for violent jihad and for the killing of all unbelievers with Koranic toilet seats… (just joking) But would it surprise you if he did?

Amato however reassured Yusuf, saying: “I would like to tell our friends from Latina that we have been informed of this matter and are taking action because it is offensive.”

“Developed in consultation with various religious and civil society representatives, it establishes the principles for the harmonious integration in Italian society of non-Catholic communities.”

The charter, which has symbolic rather than legal value, is aimed at immigrants belonging to Muslim and other faiths and highlights the “values and principles that make up Italian identity and which are rooted in the Italian Constitution.”

* Good luck with that!



9 thoughts on “Italy: Koran toilet seat cover angers cleric”

  1. When Woolies stock this toilet paper, I will fill my trolley with it.

    “70 rules and regulations how to urinate and defecate.” How on earth did Arabs manage these two tasks prior to the 70 Islamic rules and regulations?

    A horrible thought just occurred to me. What ARE the 70 rules and regulations???

  2. “70 rules and regulations how to urinate and defecate.”

    LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!

    O god, my sides are hurting!!!!

    I’ll take a case of that toilet paper.

  3. They just can’t help it: They hate toilets etc.

    And now Denmark got their own “One-legged Loo Bomber 9/10”

    He simply bombed a Loo!

    After the Loo was “killed” – he fled to a gay-park, where police found him. He was handcuffed and had to lay down 4-6 hours in pouring rain, before he was taken to hospital.
    His face was all wounded from the bombed Loo.

    You can say, he sure met his “WaterLOO”!

  4. Muhammad was a bloody murder and a pedophile who raped 6yo Aysa .Muslims are bottom feeder ,animals is what muslims are ..

    Allah is nothing more but a dog

  5. Hay you ,
    May allahn take your soul and replace it with a soul of a dog, who will probably understand more than you how things are and how universe work

  6. Speaking of crap, I saw countless Iraqis taking a dump right on the road or near a market, piss wherever and beat the shit out of small children and watch them swim in nasty sewage filled canals. Just keep up the propaganda oh yeah make sure to use your leftie and and a little water for a hot slimy wipe. Dirtty Bastards.

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