Merry Christmas
by sheikyermami on December 25, 2007
Happy Hanukkah
Eid Al-Adha
“3 Abrahamic Religions” Watch
* The biggest problem with Eid al-Adha is in fact the root cause for all Islamic violence: It steals someone else’s narrative. The entire religion of Islam is based on taking other religions’ symbols, rituals, narratives and property and turning them into Islam’s. What is Eid al-Adha?
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Eid Al-Adha – the “Festival of the Sacrifice” – … commemorates Abraham’s near-sacrifice of Ismael. In the Koran, it is Abraham’s first-born son, not Isaac, whom God demands as a sacrifice. Bound to the altar, Ismael is spared at the last second, as Abraham’s knife falls on a lamb instead.
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That’s funny. Judaism and Christianity – both of which existed hundreds of years before Islam – both have that as Abraham sacrificing Isaac. In other words, this entire ‘holiday’ is a fraud that was made up to expropriate another religion’s narrative. This fraud and theft of another religion’s sanctified objects is typical of Islam and is the root cause for much of its violent nature: See, for example, the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, the Basilica in Nazareth and many other sites that are holy to Judaism and Christianity in Israel, to Hinduism in India and so on for which Islam commits acts of violence against Nazareth.
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Priceless. Never forget, if not for the christians we’d all be speaking urdu and head-banging five times a day. God bless em.
Let us thank God the Heavenly Father for sending so great a gift, JESUS. Merry Christmas!
I like the idea of sending these nations a bunch of pigs – but why waste them? I say feed them, let them do their ‘duties’ and then shovel that overboard our aircraft. and to make sure to let our bullets and bombs soak some of that same stuff up and maybe even let the artistts draw some pig faces on those same things and then fire them.
but instead what do we do? We don’t even allow our guys over there get gifts that have any ham in it.
and now, we are going to shovel a lot of money to pakistan without insisting that we make sure they know that money is coming from us. It is as foolish as us not crossing their border to fight the radicals. I say the USA politicians are as stooooopid as they come. And they think they are the intelligent ones who should control our every move and thought.