Damage control: Iran’s Jews to march at mullah’s orders
by sheikyermami on December 28, 2007
Hat tip: John Spades
Following yesterday’s dramatic news of 40 Jews immigrating to Israel from Iran, the Iranian government has again marched out the leaders of the Jewish community in the country to do their public relations damage control. Maurice Motamed, the only Jewish member of the Iranian parliament and Ciamak Morsathegh, who heads the Tehran Jewish Committee were both out in full force chatting with CNN , and other western media news outlets trying to portray the lives of Jews in Iran as “safe” and supposedly free from Anti-semitism. In an effort to combat the negative publicity about the Iranian government generated yesterday and make Iran sound like the “garden of Eden” for Jews, both Motamed and Morsathegh were almost parroting the same words Iran’s fundamentalist Islamic leaders have been saying recently about the country’s 20,000 Jews:
“We are one of the oldest communities in Iran. We are free to practice our religion. Anti-Semitism is a Western phenomenon but Jews have never been in danger in Iran. We are Iranian Jews and are proud of our nationality. No amount of money can encourage us to give up Iran. Our nationality is not up for sale,” Morsathegh said.
The hope of the mullahs who hold the true power in Iran is to reverse the bad press they have been getting as anti-Semitic jihadists. Undoubtedly news of 40 Jew leaving Iran in a covert mission is embarrassing to the regime who is trying to curry favor with European countries whom they want to trade with. What better way to combat any anti-Semitic rhetoric Iran’s President spews than to march out the countries Jews and have them say “great things” about the regime! You may wonder why the Jewish community leaders in Iran are so willing to praise the regime that is holding them hostage. The answer is simple…duress! They say whatever their captors tell them to say or else all Jews in Iran will suffer unknown persecution. For this reason, comments made by Motamed and other Jews in Iran lack all credibility.
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JEWS UNDER DHIMMITUDE WILL SAY ANYTHIGN THEY ARE TOLD TO SAY, JUST LIKE THEY DID IN WW2 WHEN THEY HAD TO WRITE THEIR FAMILIES THAT THEY HAD ARRIVED AND HOW GREAT THINGS WERE, SO THAT THEIR FAMILIES NEVER KNEW THEY WERE DEAD AND GASSED IN CONCENTRATION DEATH CAMPS, JUST HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF
DHIMMIJEWS…DHIMMITUDE MAKES THEM VULNERABLE AS DEFINED BY KORAN THEY ARE INFERIOR RACES TO THE MUZZIES