Sacked for sheep sex prank
by sheikyermami on January 2, 2008
The animals were being killed for 30 foreign workers to celebrate Eid Al Adhha in the Algerian oil town Hassi Messaoud.
The men, who have not been named, were reported by stunned restaurant workers and guards — then sacked by their employer, US industrial giant Schlumberger.
They were accused of “sheep violation”.
A spokesman for the company — which provides services to oil firms — said: “The individuals have been dismissed because their behaviour was totally unacceptable.”
* Why? To whom? For adherents of the Muhammedan faith sheep rooting is not only acceptable, but there are ‘how to’ instructions:
From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”:
A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
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Meanwhile a police spokesman warned that local Muslims saw the sacrificing of sheep at Eid as “some- thing very sacred”.
* Sure. like beheading infidels for the sake of Allah.
One ex-pat living in Algeria told The Sun: “If you relate this to teacher Gillian Gibbons they can thank their lucky stars.
“All she did was name a teddy bear Mohammed.”
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And the killer is this: Do you know who the men are? Call The Sun on 0207 782 4104
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Sheep ‘rooting’?
Reminds me of a joke. Actually, several of them.
I’ll have the lamb yiros, but hold the tzadziki sauce!
A good take, with pic, on Anorak: “Ram-Adan: Britons Sex With A Muslim Sheep”
http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/178958.html
You couldn’t make this stuff up. Outrage over simulated “sheep violation”, but not a peep out of them when young girls are brutally murdered in so-called “honour killings”.
Recall this?
NPR reported on the situation in IRAQ, where shepherds in the northern area of Ghazalea (?)
have recently been murdered for failing to diaper their goats. Apparently the sexual tension was so high in regions where sheiks take a drakonian view of sharia law, that they feel the sight of naked goats poses an un-acceptable temptation. They blame the goats.
No kidding . . .from NPR
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5622900