Kenya Jihad

by sheikyermami on January 6, 2008

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Paramilitary police threw tear gas as several hundred demonstrators rallied in Mombasa on Friday in support of the opposition leader Raila Odinga. Mr. Odinga, a Luo, insists that he won elections last week and that the government rigged the results.

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* Weeks before the elections there was a lot of chatter about Islam, jihad this and Islam that, about subjecting Christians to sharia etc. etc. Now we see riots, churches burning with their congregations inside and our news-services tell us the violence is ‘ethnic’, of if you like, ‘tribal’. A familiar pattern? Yes.

But we are not very inquisitive, few of us bother to inform themselves, so when you get a chance to read this, try to remember it next time when you watch another 30 second sound blip on Caliphate News Network:

* Link depot: Sharia in Kenya?

* KENYA, ISLAM AND OBAMA HUSSEIN

* JIHAD IN KENYA

* A Little More About Kenya

* They ain’t so bad, they only drink blood

* A secret sect

* GANGS RAPE BOYS AND GIRLS IN KENYAN CHAOS

“While the country now grapples with an unprecedented humanitarian crisis, Ali Mohamed Hussein, Kenya’s chief of police, said that violence was in fact subsiding in the country.”

* Ali Mohamed Hussein, Kenya’s chief of police?!

British Muslim convert arrested in Kenya with weapons:

NAIROBI, Dec 18 (Reuters) – Kenyan police have arrested a British national on suspicion of possessing illegal arms, including hand grenades, which were seized in the east African country last week, a senior police source said on Monday.
“The police are investigating him for possession of illegal firearms among other things,” the source told Reuters.

* ‘Nothing to do with Islam’… sure

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* ‘Ethnic’- my ass…

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Any weakening of democracy in Kenya will have a domino effect across the continent, threatening infiltration of Islamic fundamentalist elements into any unstable state.

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