* No surprises here: the ‘moderates’ from Islam Online have posted this under ‘Art & Culture/ Literature Issues ‘
With thanks to Rosie
Tie the arms behind his back
And bandage his legs together
Just by the ankles
Blindfold the punk
So that he won’t hesitate as much
For on seeing the sharp pointy knife
He’ll begin to shake
And continuously scream like an eedyat
And jiggle like a jelly
Trust meâ€“this will sure get you angry
It’s better to have at least two or three brothers by your side
Who can hold the fool
Because as soon as the warm sharp knife
Touches his naked flesh
He’ll come to know what’ll happen
It’s not as messy or as hard as some may think,
It’s all about the flow of the wrist.
No doubt that the punk will twitch and scream
But ignore the donkey’s ass
And continue to slice back and forth
You’ll feel the knife hit the wind and food pipe
But don’t stop
Continue with all your might.
About now you should feel the knife vibrate,
You can feel the warm heat being given off,
But this is due to the friction being caused.
Reading the poem above, what do you feel? Do you feel instigated to commit an act of terror, or do you feel disgusted?
* Other than that, the good people from Islam Online are very ‘concerned’ about the many anti-jihad flicks on youtube, which they fear might ‘tarnish the image of Islam’ and want them flagged. What to do, what to do? Anybody willing to help the ummah to keep the cat in the bag…???