Moe’s Jihad News

by sheikyermami on February 10, 2008

Selected offerings from the Religion of Peace:

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Jihad against Germany:

Al-Qaeda has moved Germany up on hit list

BERLIN – GERMANY has become a prime target for Al-Qaeda, whose commanders in Afghanistan and Pakistan have ordered terror attacks on the country, senior government officials said.
‘Germany is at the centre of Al-Qaeda’s attention and in their line of fire. The facts have changed since last year,’ interior ministry spokesman Stefan Paris told reporters on Friday, confirming a press report.

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Londonistan:

Headless Body; Man On Murder Charge

Police have charged a 45-year-old man with murder after the headless body of a man was found behind a shopping centre. 

Mohamed Boudjenane, of Kingsgate Road, Kilburn, north London, will appear at Highbury Corner Magistrates Court on Monday.

* If it wasn’t for ‘Mohamed’, we would never know…

The headless body, wrapped in blankets, was found by shoppers in a supermarket goods cage in Kingsgate Place, Kilburn, on Wednesday.

Police are still holding a man and a woman on suspicion of assisting an offender.  All three were arrested in Alvaston, Derby, on Friday.
Officers are still searching for the head and murder weapon.

The identity of the victim is unknown.

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Balkan Jihad

No New Church without a Mosque, Macedonian Officials Warned 

A Macedonian journalist interested in asking builders about a mosque that was being constructed in a Christian majority neighborhood of Skopje two years ago was threatened at gunpoint. Islamic officials controlling funds from letting properties and for building works have been associated with the radical Wahhabi movement in the past, and tend to be very secretive. 

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India Jihad 

Bali-like terror plot foiled in tourist hotspot Goa 

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New Delhi: The Goa government has revealed that terrorists were planning Bali-like terror attacks in the state. 

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Spain (Al Andaluz) Jihad: 

Terrorists  come from Pakistan

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The Spanish police took Mohammad Ayub to his bakery in Barcelona on Jan. 19 to look for evidence after arresting him. He was accused of taking part in a meeting with explosives experts. 

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Misunderstanding of religion kills 8 in Algeria 

Algeria Jihad Update. “Algeria rebels ambush and kill 8 soldiers,” from Reuters: 

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Mullah Lodabullah February 10, 2008 at 11:38 pm

* If it wasn’t for ‘Mohamed’, we would never know…

The headless body was the first clue as to Whodunit.

Also in the dying UK … shortlists of black and Asian MPs “to help kill the fire
of extremism”. The sucking of the gurgler gets ever stronger, until there’s
nothing left to suck.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=513454&in_page_id=1770

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