Taliban Work Accident Watch
by sheikyermami on February 11, 2008
Moe’s Jihad News
* Whole lotta virgins for the one who deserves ‘em all!
* You don’t see a fat mullah blow every day, this is good news indeed:
* Islamic cleric kills five, including himself, while engaging in religious instruction of the youth — and doesn’t take out a single infidel.
A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.
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* He must be the cat with nine lives: just a few months ago he was roasted and now arrested? The mystery deepens:
PAKISTANI security forces wounded and captured a top Taliban commander in a shootout, police said, days after Islamabad denied the presence of senior militants on its soil.
Mullah Mansoor Dadullah, the brother of the Islamist movement’s slain military commander in Afghanistan, and seven other rebels were seized in Pakistan’s southwestern Baluchistan province, they said.
Then who’s this?
* Awrrrriight: He is the brother!!
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The American Talib, the only American charged with treason since 9/11 very well could have been blown to kingdom come along with Abu al Libi in Mirali n Waziristan by hellfire. Theres supposedly been electronics that belonged to Gadahn recovered from the Predator strike that indicate some of the chunks of flesh remaining might belong to Gadahn.
* None of his pussyhair was found in the rubble….
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None of his pussyhair was found in the rubble
Maybe he didnt have any
Such tragedy for the ummah. Makes me want to burst out laughing.
So, can I laugh or should I just keep sporting this grin on my face?
(taliban johnny should have been charged with treason too!!)