Somali Jihadi’s Are Proud To Be Terrorists

by sheikyermami on March 19, 2008

Somali Islamic militants terrorists: Happy to be on US list of terrorist organizations

* How f*kced up and distorted is reporting nowadays? These guys call themselves Islamic terrorists and proudly declare that it is an honor for ‘pure Muslims who are strong and clear in their religious position’-, and yet AP still calls them ‘militants?’

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“We are happy that the U.S. put us on its list of terrorists, a name given to pure Muslims, who are strong and clear in their religious position, by the West,” Sheik Muqtar Robow, al-Shabab’s spokesman, told The Associated Press by phone from an undisclosed location in Somalia. He said he was pleased to be on a list that included Islamic militants — “our brothers” — in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“We would have been happy to be the first but now we are unhappy that we are the last,” Robow said. He accused the United States of targeting his group because it was “fighting against Ethiopia, a Christian nation that had invaded our country.”

* Hmm, actually its the other way around: its Muslims invading, attacking and terrorizing Ethiopians, but don’t let such a small detail get in the way of this inner struggle…

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The Guardian loves Islamic terrorists:

‘My wife said I had to stop the jihad. I divorced her. Fighting was my duty’

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US signs agreement to give throw another $150,000,000 to the Palestinians swine

“Building towards Palestinian statehood” — that is, another foothold in the ongoing jihad against Israel.

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“PNA: USA To Transfer USD150 Million,”

Financing Pali-terror with American taxpayers money

(ANSAmed) – JERUSALEM, MARCH 19 - An agreement for a USD150 million aid (about 95 million euro) by the United States to the Palestinian National Authority (PNA) was signed in Ramallah, in the West Bank, today. Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, who signed the agreement with U.S. Consul General Jake Walles, told the media that the financial aid “comes to us at a time of great need and it will help our efforts in building towards Palestinian statehood”. The American aid – so far the biggest granted by one of the donor states – is part of an American pledge to support the Fayyad government and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas (Abu Mazen).

Cell Phone Jihad:

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Abbas’ advisor caught at Allenby crossing with 2,000 smuggled cell phones

All kinds of things you can do with cell phones — including setting up a bomb to be set off from afar.

Of course, maybe he just wanted to call 2,000 Western officials to beg for more money and aid.

More hijinks from the Palestinian Faction That Sincerely Wants Peace:

“Abbas’ advisor caught at Allenby crossing with smuggled phones,” by Ali Waked for Ynet News

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Joe Grey March 20, 2008 at 2:48 am

>>”and yet AP still calls them ‘militants?’

And carbombers are “non-traditional commuters”

Joe Grey March 20, 2008 at 2:54 am

Somalis “proved to themselves they could fight” when they cornered us in a cowardly sneak attack and outnumbered our boys 1000′s to one. Tsk.

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