A heavy breathing islamic cleric gets carried away: The breasts! The thighs! The legs! What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure!
* Of the 72 black eyed houri’s in heaven, that is.
Following are excerpts of a video-clip featuring Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem, which was posted on the Internet. The video quality is low in the original.
Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face â€“ praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs!
What whiteness! What softness!
* Islam usually peddles the lie that the worshipers of the prophet are not racist…
No lubricants needed, No Viagra, Eternal Erections:
“Without any creams â€“ no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing!”
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah’s Apostle said, “The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall.” (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 55, Number 544)
“Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas.”
Size matters, just ask the houris:
“All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall.” (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 55, Number 544)
cuÂ·bit (kyoÌµÌ…oÌ…â€²bit) noun, an ancient unit of linear measure, about 18-22 inches (45.4-55.5 cm); orig., the length of the arm from the end of the middle finger to the elbow.
Sixty cubits = 90-110 feet, so how big would the suicide bomber’s reconstituted, proportional, and eternally erect dick be in Paradise?
Warning: clicking this image might get you sexually aroused like Omar Al-Sweilem
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Today’s Fartwa, with Mufti Ibrahim Desai:
* The Party Question:
I would like to know that can a man have sex with two or more of his wives in one room. Mufti Sahab I would like to know that If there are two, three or four females in my Nikkah and I would like to have sex with two or more at a same time in one room, it is allowed? If I call two of my wives to one room and start having sex so it is right or wrong?
*Â Â the Islamic paradise is a huge brothel where men eat, drink and have sex with endlessly compliant eternal ‘virgins’ (and possibly boys), untouched by man or jinn (demons not alcohol!)
Eg. Koran sura 78.31-33, 55.54-58, 55.72-74; 45.70-74, 56.35-38, 52.17-20, 37.48-49, 44.51-55, 38.49-53, 2.25Â or young boys with skin like pearls 52.24, 56.17, 76.19).Â Â Hadith eg Tirmidhi note, male virility, 72 virgins/ white houris-girls ofÂ tender age with transparent skin, large breasts, free fromÂ menstruation, menopause, urinal and other discharges, child bearing and the related pollution (also Bukhari V4 book 54 No. 476 and v4 book 55 No. 544).Â Great Muslims like al-Ghazali (1058-1111) in Ihya Uloom Ed-Din (almost as important as the Koran) continue the fantasy promising more virgins.