Mo Jihad Every Day!

by sheikyermami on July 17, 2008

Moe’s Inner Struggle continues:

Collective insanity at the State Department:

What Does ‘Jihad’ Really Mean?

 “Jihad is, when someone wants to better themselves, they embark on a jihad. Whether it’s to quit smoking, pray more, and in some cases, fight off anyone preventing them from practicing their religion.”Just like you wouldn’t call Josef Stalin a hero of the revolution, you don’t want to call Osama bin Laden a jihadist. He loves it,” says Duncan MacInnes, a spokesman for the State Department’s Counterterrorism Communication Center. 

* Gee, how could we get it so wrong?  Read it and weep…

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Another ‘Honor Killing’ which has absolutely ‘nothing to do with Islam’

*  New York: Muslim stabs his sister because she was a “bad Muslim girl” from JW

*  Pamela from Atlas Shrugs has a lot more:

 “In my belief, it has nothing to do with Islam,” said Nahas, a practicing Muslim. I know Islam well, and I do not believe it is Islamic. There is nothing in Islam that talks about honor killing.”

Nahas said, however, that many Westerners don’t accept his assertion.

Spit in my face and tell me it’s raining.

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“Madrassas do not breed terrorists” sez Musharraf

* its like f*kcing has nothing to do with making babies…

“Madrassas do not breed terrorists”sez Musharraf

ISLAMABAD: There is a need to dispel the western notion that Islamic educational institutions breed extremists and terrorists, President Pervez Musharraf said on Wednesday.

* Yep. Go back to sleep, you dumb kuffars: nothing to see here…

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Muslim cabbies in Australia refuse to carry guide dogs (again)

* Ask Yusuf, he knows all about it:  they’re all allergic to dogs…

MELBOURNE: Muslim taxi drivers in Australia are refusing to carry blind and disabled passengers with guide dogs – because their religion tells them the animals are “unclean”.
More
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Thai-Jihad: Hudna coming up! (or maybe not..!)

“Peaceful Inner Struggle” Victim in Thailands ‘restive’ South

BangkokPost.com)Former defence minister Chetta Thanajaro said southern insurgents will stop their operations starting from noon on Thursday in order to restore peace in the southern region.

 

“Representatives” of Thai Insurgents Declare a Cease Fire. Don’t Hold Your Breath.

The proof is in the pudding. After the televised statement, a convoy of soldiers was ambushed.

By Zachary Abuza

*  Muslim insurgent group claims cease-fire in restive southern Thailand

 

 

 

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Too small? Click hereThis is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.But you won't be back, trust me on that.Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

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Joe Grey July 17, 2008 at 5:13 pm

>>”Muslim insurgent group claims cease-fire in restive southern Thailand

Amazing! They know they are lying and they know we know they are lying!

ISLAMSFORLOSERS July 17, 2008 at 5:19 pm

The things Koranists expect us to believe are truly out of this world.

Mullah Lodabullah July 17, 2008 at 5:39 pm

* Duncan MacInnes, a spokesman for the State Department’s Counterterrorism Communication Center …

… apparently waging a successful jihad to become a complete banker (well, I’m waging a
jihad trying to find a word that rhymes with banker).

And what’s wrong with calling Osama bin Laden a muslim, and Joe Stalin a dictator, and
Duncan MacInnes a fuckwit.

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