Condi Rice: clueless, hopeless, useless…

by sheikyermami on August 8, 2008

The result of affirmative action:

* America, she said, “has no permanent enemies”

* ‘Disrespect to the ‘holy Koran is not now, nor will it ever be, tolerated in the United States…’

* Condoleezza Rice, May 16, 2002: “I don’t think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile.”

* “The future so bright I need shades…”

*  The latest: “OBAMA will keep the country safe”-

* there is no end to this. There is no end to the delusional stupidity of this administration.

 

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Joe Grey August 8, 2008 at 3:53 am

>>“Disrespect for the holy Koran is not now, nor has it ever been, nor will it ever be, tolerated by the United States..”

Muslims are aware of how the Bible has been disrespected for centuries in the U.S. In Muslims’ eyes, for her to say that equates to the Bush administaration exhalting the Quran far above the Bible and our constitution.

R_not August 8, 2008 at 4:55 am

I don’t respect it, so should I expect a visit from someone taking me away?! Oh, maybe an little Elian type of showdown. Ok, ok, I am not little Elian – I am a big, fat old woman and would probably slap the beejeezuz out of them before they slammed me to the ground.

I thought this was a country with free speech? I can say what I want about that book of battle tactics against non-muslims, and even how to denigrate their own women. It is a creepy book.

John August 8, 2008 at 5:28 am

She is a politician,

I believe that many politicians know exactly what the koran is all about. They just don’t want to be the ones who come right out and say it. They don’t want to be held ‘responsible’. They want to keep their jobs, don’t want to upset the status quo.

No, not stupid, not clueless, not hopeless. Only in the eyes of those who see islam for what it is, and the koran for what it isn’t.

Lexcen August 8, 2008 at 7:42 am

If only somebody would ask her about the existence of aliens on earth. Or maybe whether she believes Santa Claus is real. Then maybe we could have a comment from CR that would totally destroy her credibility.

Joe Grey August 8, 2008 at 9:19 am

John>>”She is a politician, I believe that many politicians know exactly what the koran is all about. They just don’t want to be the ones who come right out and say it. They don’t want to be held ‘responsible’. They want to keep their jobs, don’t want to upset the status quo.

Joe Grey>> Then she should not have said anything at all. Saying stupid crap like she did convinces the savages that their deception is working and invites more murders.

SoteriA August 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm

The first time I heard someone say “the war on terror” is a phony war, of course I didn’t agree, but now I do for reasons other than partisan bickering between Republican vs. Democrat. The pc coined term describing a campaign merely to appease the cry of the real patriots after 9/11, is like running around swatting hornets in your backyard while protecting the nest as a holy icon. How on earth does one fight Jihad terrorism while disconnecting Islam from the picture? Jihad is Islam, Islam is Jihad and Condie Rice makes herself look like a incompetent ignorant fool everytime she opens her mouth on the topic.

ISLAMSFORLOSERS August 8, 2008 at 10:32 pm

The woman’s ignorance is appalling and astonishing.

John August 9, 2008 at 2:36 am

Joe Grey>> Then she should not have said anything at all. Saying stupid crap like she did convinces the savages that their deception is working and invites more murders.

Yes you are right Joe, but, like a typical politician, she can’t keep her mouth shut….

Haid Dasalami August 9, 2008 at 6:31 am

Brainless, thoughtless, mindless, witless–the list goes on and on.

Thankfully, she’ll soon be jobless.

A_Nonny_Mouse August 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm

” ‘Disrespect to the ‘holy Koran is not now, nor will it ever be, tolerated in the United States…’ ”
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Which Koran is the holy one? The only Korans I’ve found are filled with hate and therefore most definitely are NOT “holy”. This means I can smear ‘em with bacon fat and feed ‘em to my dog if I want, right, Condi???

(PS- Condi: We used to have a thing called “freedom of speech”, which allowed us to speak the truth about even uncomfortably un-PC topics… Tell me, does that still exist in the US? I know it was eliminated in Canada when the HRC’s came to power. Can we still tell the truth about Islam, here in the US???)

(PPS- I do NOT respect Islam, I do NOT respect its vile book, I do NOT respect its megalomaniac prophet, and its bloody-minded deity is NOT the God of Abraham.)

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