More Condi Clueless: U.S. Missed Russian/Georgian Conflict Because . . .
ByÂ Debbie Schlussel
. . . incompetent Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice a/k/a Condi Clueless wasÂ too busy pressuring Israel, and creating and shaping Great HAMASastan and Fatahstan and recognizing Kosovostan.
I’ve always said–repeatedly on this site and elsewhere–that the choice of Rice, a Sovietologist Â (if only!) Â in an age when that was mostly not the hot spot and the Soviet Union was gone, was a stupid move and one that could only be attributed to affirmative action. Her area of expertise was not and still isn’t the Middle East, which is why huge new terrorist states in Gaza and Lebanon crystallized under her blind “watch.” Ditto for Kosovo, an Islamic terrorist state, which she and Bush recognized.
And it’s not just me saying it. It’s theÂ Wall Street Journal and many Russian affairs experts:
* Â Picked this up from the most unlikely places of all: Obama 08!
I don’t believe Condoleezza Rice can actually play piano.Â Everything else she’s ever touched has been a fraud and a catastrophe,Â why should her alleged musical abilities be any different? Think about it. Think about any event she’s been even remotely involved in since you first heard her name. An endless string of threats and blundering and arrogant bluffs turned squalid pigfucks. It’s not that she can’t do her job; she can’t doÂ anything. I think when she plays piano the piano catches fire and the audience dies.
So yeah, sure, Condoleezza Rice for Vice President. Time’s a wastin’.
But there’s one other thing that we’re always told to keep in mind when we consider Condoleezza — I mean, besides her wondrous ability to play an instrument: Whatever happens,Â It’s not her fault.
Sure, sheÂ ignored the warnings about bin Laden,Â and she was shoe shopping during Katrina, and she can’t find her ass with her hands on Lebanon, or North Korea, or Pakistan. It’s not her fault because those aren’t her area.
Her field of expertise is the Soviet Union.Â Ask anyone at the Hoover Institute. She’s justÂ brilliantÂ on the Soviet Union.
She’s written books on the Soviets, a dissertation even! She speaks Russian. She has impeccable credentials — for a top slot in the Ford administration.
So it’s not fair to get down on her for her inability to handle Zimbabwe or Iran or Venezuela; George W. Bush needed her at his side in case Brezhnev came back.
And she was a woman and a minority, too! Which would have been really something, in about 1975. But, considering the Berlin Wall had fallen in 1989, making a Sovietologist National Security Advisor was like putting Pocahontas in charge of NASA.
During Dr. Rice’s tenure, we’ve had a devastating terrorist attack and two wars. Peace between Israel and the Palestinians went nowhere, and Pakistan sold everybody the bomb. In 2000, there was serious talk about making Bill Clinton Secretary General of the United Nations. In 2008, Mexico and England are the only places Air Force One can land without dropping flares.
But it wasn’t her fault.Â She was standing watch on the Danube.
She’s been trained since birth to handleÂ Russia. If a strongman ever took overÂ thereÂ she’d box him in faster than you could say “dÃ©tente.” And if that strongman ever evenÂ thoughtÂ about invading somewhere? She’d know about it, and she’d slap him down faster than you could say “containment.”
Or maybe not.