What were yer doing, Johnny?
by sheikyermami on October 14, 2008
“American Man Arrested Near Afghan Border in Pakistan”
* Related links: Abu Zubaydah: What, me al-Qaeda?
Allegations of torture, in line with the al-Qaeda playbook. But he says the worst part was when they took his diary. “Top terror suspect denies association with Osama bin Laden,” from AFP
* Mamduh Habib, ex-jihad freak who was picked up in Pakistan after 9/11,- claimed he ‘was looking for a good Muslim school for his kids’- and is now trying to sue screw the Australian government for some compensation
* There are many more like them, in fact, too many to mention. Sheik yer’mami recorded a song about it, and named his jihadist ‘Harry the Taliban. You can listen here…
* Taleban stage audacious ‘Tet-style’ attack on British HQ city
Journalist, tourist, or…jihadist?
He says he was ‘just visiting a friend.’
Of course. Maybe that’s how John Walker Lindh, pictured above, aka Johnny Taliban, the Marin County Mujahid who was captured in Afghanistan fighting alongside Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, got to the area as well. “American Man Arrested Near Afghan Border in Pakistan,” from AP, October 13 (thanks to JW):
* Mamduh Habib was picked up in similar fashion while ‘looking for a good Muslim school for his kids”
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — Pakistani police arrested a 20-year-old American man late Monday in a militant-infested area close to the Afghan border, an officer said.Officers were investigating why the man was in the area, said officer Pir Shahab. The region has seen months of fighting between Taliban and al-Qaida extremists and is believed to be a possible hiding place for Osama bin Laden and other foreign extremists,
He said the man — identified on his passport as Juddi Kenan — was arrested at a checkpoint while trying to enter Mohmand tribal province without the special permission to be in the region required by Pakistani law….
Asked whether he was believed to be a journalist, a tourist, a soldier or a militant, Sahab said: “These are the questions we are trying to investigate.”
Another police official, Marjan Khan, said the man was wearing a traditional Pakistani dress and appeared to be a civilian.
“He has told us that he was a student at a community college in Florida and wanted to enter the tribal region to see a friend,” Khan said….
Yeah, sure, that’s it. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Tagged as:
JOHNNY THE TALIBAN
Join the discussion...
Too small?
Click here
This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for
trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
Time to apply a little sharia to that loser. Maybe after that he’ll choose his friends better.
For me all the peoples who goes in Prouttistan are Mortal Ennemies of the West.
Line him up – load – fire. He wont bother anyone again.