Obama, The Muslim Candidate

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Gramfan October 23, 2008 at 1:01 am

OBAMA ‘NOT QUALIFIED” FAILURE TO RESPOND, PRODUCE VAULT BIRTH CERTIFICATE
I wish! I can’t imagine they overlooked this, and if they did who is going to call them on it?

ciccio October 23, 2008 at 4:01 am

For crying out aloud, this “admission of dual citizenship” is the biggest red herring ever launched in the sea of political corruption. Since this is an Australian site, let me put it in Australian terms. This does not apply to any reader under 60, because you have to go back to 1961 and imagine the way things were in those days. Be they right or wrong, it does not matter, that is what things were like in those days. Now imagine an aboriginal goes to the US to study, fucks a white broad, has a bastard brat, is he Aussie.? No f****g way. In 1961 Kenya was a British colony, not only a British colony, but a colony under assault by the local population – the Mau Mau. The SIS is watching very carefully, the ones most watched are the educated, they had learned their lesson with Kenyatta. Obama goes to the US to study,these were the days when the US was still doing everything possible to destroy colonialism, it was just too much competition for the American empire to be. See the same story in Suez, Indonesia, Somalia et al. Before he left, the SIS knew his tribe, his village, his family, knew that he had a wife and children. Now Obama is in Hawaii, hooks up with a local lefty, has a brat. For that brat to be a Kenyan citizen, he would have had to go to the embassy, register his marriage and his brat. The embassy would have contacted Nairobi, who would have said, sorry old chap, he already has a wife and brats, this marriage is not legal, just another half-caste bastard.

I believe this open admission is just a red herring to detract from the real story, the fact that he had Indonesian citizenship, he would not have had to renounce American citzienship, his mother would have done it on his behalf, at his age he would have traveled to Indonesia and back to Hawaii on his mothers passport, back in the states, he need but show his birth certificate to get a passport. When he returned to Indonesia, in order to go to Pakistan, he got an Indonesian passport. For an avowed lefty, there is nothing handier than having a couple of spare passports. I suspect the reason he does not care to show his Hawaiian birth certificate is that it is likely to show he was born a bastard.

Soul October 23, 2008 at 4:48 am

Barack Obama, the Specter behind the Mask:

http://tinyurl.com/5l8qyg

kaw October 23, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Obama seems to be hiding quite a few dirty truths – I hope that the voting populace in the USA
keep their eyes open in this election and vote for their country and society, not because they didnt like GWB.

Rich October 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Now I’m confused. I had it (Obama’s momma gives birth in Kenya..the dad bolts..she leaves for the plains of Kansas where, at that time, a white woman with a black baby went-over as big as a “Go Nebraska” sign in downtown Lawrence, Kansas. Mom takes baby and goes to Indonesia (or is it Hawaii)…

Someone get this straight. Where’s the FBI when you need them?

Rich October 24, 2008 at 12:47 am

Does anyone here know who writes “Akram’s Razor?”