THE REDISTRIBUTOR
by sheikyermami on October 29, 2008
TODAYS OBAMINATOR
Muslim College Student Association Memo:
Brothers and sisters, 1 have one thing to say: DON’T VOTE.
Remember we will all have to answer for all our deeds on a day that will soon
come. We all have so many sins, and so few good deeds, that we can’t
afford to possibly add another sin to the list Unless one wants to
take responsibility for the sins of a person who fights Islam,
governs contrary to Islam, and is himself a kafir, one should avoid assisting
that person in committing his sins.
Whether you vote for the white kafir or the half-black kafir, they
will kill our brothers and sisters. They will subjugate our brothers
and sisters. And they will certainly support Israel in killing our
brothers and sisters. There is no lesser of two evils” here. They are
both greater evils. The lesser evil is avoiding the situation, as both
are equally poisonous to the cause of Islam.
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