Jakarta cracks down on bloggers

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shiva November 20, 2008 at 7:05 am

The screw tightens

Peter Barry November 20, 2008 at 7:42 am

Seems like Indonesia is determined to slide down the same Islamic slope as Malaysia, the Pakistan of S.E. Asia. Knowing Indonesia and many Indonesians very well, I have an Indonesian wife, I had hoped the vast moderate majority of them would be able to hold back the Islamic tide. But as has been illustrated with the passing of the hideously loose Pornography Law the Islamists are determined to turn all Kaffirs in to Dhimmies and impose Shariah by the back door in this supposedly secular country with its doctrine of Pancasila (simplistic meaning live and let live).

sheikyermami November 20, 2008 at 8:22 am

I know how it feels, Peter.

I spent some great times in Indonesia and I cannot imagine that the people I knew are happy about what’s happening there. But now they’re getting the real deal, and since Islam means submission nobody dares to take a stand aganst it.

Sad.

Lionheart November 20, 2008 at 8:42 am

Fuck submission!

Robert November 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm

I lived in Indonesia for 3 1/2 years in East Java. I cannot believe that Sharia law could be imposed. The folks I interacted with were very tolerant of differences. Really great people.