Now here’s a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of aÂ lifetime, try this:
a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of thatÂ nonsense.
b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical careÂ for you and your entire family.
c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that allÂ food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.
d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed inÂ English.
e.. Procreate abundantly.
f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductiveÂ behaviour with, ‘It is a cultural thing; you wouldn’t understand.’
g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country’s nationalÂ flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or onÂ your car bumper.
h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that yourÂ children do likewise.
i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim schoolÂ system.
j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance numberÂ equivalent
k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise yourÂ unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local trafficÂ laws.
* Too easy: they don’t have any of that in theses countries…
m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all itsÂ officers..
n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violenceÂ against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You’ll soon be dead.
It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any otherÂ country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada orÂ Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians thatÂ are too scared to ‘offend’ anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don’t, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq