* Don’t be surprised when it happens, Brits…
Â Â Â Â Â Â The finger, always the finger…
WHEN Islam takes over the UK, Anjem Choudary says the capital should be in Southall.
Southall as the UK’s administrative district has much going for it, and could well become the UK’s answer to Canberra, a place as far removed from romanticised visions of sun-bleached Australia as you can get without actually being a foreign country.
“We will rise up. We will rise up, my dear Muslims. One day we shall have Sharia here. And who know, maybe even Southall can be the capital of the Islamic state when we conquer it.”
Can Southall be conquered? Can a veil be drawn around it?
One would think that before any military action was enacted Choudary should hold a referendum on Southall seceding from the United Kingdom and then petition Downing Street to make it so.
In the meanwhile, we’d need to hear from representatives of neighbouring Yeading, Hayes, Hanwell, Heston, Hounslow, Greenford and Northolt. And the landlord of the Glassy Junction public house would like to know if he can still serve alcoholic beverages when his local become the administrative HQ for the Islamic Republic of Southall.
Other changes will need to be made, of course. The transition will see the Iceland supermarket renamed Iran and sell not frozen foods but goods cooked on the end of firebrand and served red hot. And Hanger Hill Pitch & Putt will need to be smartened up to become a training ground for the city state’s militia.
The Star, which brings news of Choudary’s championing of Southall, wonders if he should be “GAGGED FOR GOOD”?
Surely, confining him to Southall would be punishment enough for any man. Although, there have yet to be counter bids form Leicester, Bradford and the more salubrious parts of Oldham…