HEY, AT LEAST HE DELIVERED CHANGE

 

       HOPE, CHANGE, ZIMBABWE:

                 

* By the time we’re done with this Turkey there won’t be even small change left…

Tim Blair – Tuesday, February 03, 09 (04:25 am)

Star letter in the February edition of Viz: 

I don’t know why everyone is so pleased about America getting a black president. Zimbabwe has had one for years and he’s s**t. 

*  Surprise:  Suddenly Obama has Muslim roots

Africa asks dictator to lead

His own people can’t vote for him, but fellow African leaders do:

LIBYAN leader Muammar Gaddafi took the reins of the 53-nation African Union at a summit today… Mr Gaddafi, elected in a closed-door vote at the summit in the Ethiopian capital….

Nor is Africa’s shame limited to the fact that Gaddafi is unelected. He’s also a primitive:

Hoping to burnish his standing, he recently had a group of traditional leaders name him the “king of kings” of Africa, and brought an entourage of seven local monarchs dripping in gold jewellery with him to the summit.

Andrew Bolt:  Forgiving Obama for Bush’s sins