Not for you, Abdullah!
by sheikyermami on March 7, 2009
Arab men seek Israeli brides
Y-net news/Itamar Eichner
Dozens of residents of Arab countries appeal to Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem in search of ‘smart and beautiful’ women
“I’m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes,” Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.
“I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful,” he added. “I’m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me.”
Dozens of such appeals are received every year by the Foreign Ministry’s department for Arab media. Emails have been arriving from people in Iraq, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
According to Foreign Ministry official Adel Hino, almost all men identify themselves by their full name and are not afraid to leave their telephone number and address as contact details.
The Foreign Ministry recently received a letter from a resident of the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf, who introduced himself as a wealthy man with a fleet of automobiles, looking for a Jewish bride from Israel.
Many appeals have also been received from Iraqi men, who say their dream is to marry an Israeli woman. One of them, a Baghdad resident, even said he is married to four women and would like the Israeli Foreign Ministry to introduce him to another woman, this time an Israeli one.
“I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives,” he wrote.
“The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world,” says Hino. “The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency.”
* Fortunately, the Foreign Ministry responds by saying it’s not a matchmaker. Given what we know about how Jewish women are treated by their Arab husbands, I would suggest that Jewish women avoid Arab men like the plague.
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Sounds like they want trophy wives-”See, I have an Israeli wife. Look how I transformed her into a wonderfully burkha clad obedient slave via a few “light” beatings and creating 10 kids with her so she’ll never leave”. Any Israeli woman crazy enough to marry one of those clowns would disprove the “intelligent” perception the Koranist men have of them and would get what she deserves.
The thought is to take multiple wives and “breed ‘em young and repeatedly” from among infidel women to self “fulfill” the prophecy that Islam will dominate the world.
This is just another aspect of Jihad remove Jewish wombs from Israel and make them in to Mohammedan breeding machines. I wonder what reaction Jews would get if they wrote to the Saudi Government or other Mohammedan Governments asking for breeding machines themselves. Islam is a CULT and the CULTS women are only allowed to breed with and marry other CULT members this is an Islamic rule. However male CULT members are encouraged to marry Kaffirs to breed more Mohammedans and of course reduce the Kaffir breeding stock. Sorry ladies if you find my referring to you as ‘breeding stock’ offensive but that is exactly what Mohammedans view you as.
It’s just a fetish, akin to Liberals that like thier balls slapped black & blue by Nazi clad dominatrix .
Arabs have a long history of bizar sexual behavior. Baaaaaa
I agree woth Appalled – the perveristiy of these arab scum knows no bounds
Lost their lust for shagging sheep and goats, have they? Love the Payback photo.
Someone tell Abdullah, there isn’t enough money in the world to ‘buy’ an Israeli woman!
Actually, the Sabras are pretty tough – and useless arab males are no competition – in any field – except perhaps for the activity endorsed by that nice photo. I’ll bet that almost every muslim male volunteered to pose with Lady Baaa, Queen of the muslim night.
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BEWARE ALL LADIES DONT MARRY MUSLIMS THEY ARE MURDERERS AND RAPISTS..WOMEN ARE JUST THEIR OBJECT OF LUST.THEY EVEN RAPE THEIR OWN DAUGHTERS COS THEY SEE WOMEN AS THEIR PROPERTY AND NOT AS HUMAN BEINGS..HOPE YOU WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO SAVE UR ONE LIFE FROM GETTING SPOILT.SO PLEASE MARRY WITHIN YOUR OWN COMMUNITIES AND BE SAFE.ENJOY LIFE INSTEAD OF DYING AT THE HANDS OF THE BLOODY MUSLIMS.YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FAST DURING THEIR RELIGIOUS FESTIVALS WHICH ARE CRUEL BY NATURE LIKE BAKR-ID(GOAT SLAUGHTER FESTIVAL OF MUSLIMS)…
MUSLIM POPULATION IS INCREASING RAPIDLY AND THEY WANT TO DOMINATE THIS WORLD COS THEY KNOW MANPOWER IS THE EVENTUAL WEAPON EVEN TO DEFEAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.SO TRY TO INCREASE THE POPULATION OF YOUR OWN COMMUNITIES RATHER THAN WEAKENING YOUR JEWISH OR CHRISTIAN RELIGION.JUST ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY MUSLIM WOMEN MARRY NON-MUSLIM MEN????????????????????????? HAVE YOU EVER COME ACROSS ANY SUCH INCIDENT???WHY CANT MUSLIM WOMEN MARRY NON MUSLIM MEN??THEY WILL BE KILLED IF THEY DO SO BY THEIR OWN COMMUNITY MEMBERS.FUCKING ARABS JUST WANT TO TRY JEWISH WOMEN IN BED AND HAVE SEX WITH ISRAELI WOMEN FOR A NIGHT AND DUMP HER LATER BY SAYING TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ LATER THREE TIMES AND DIVORCE!!!!!!! WOMEN AHVE NO VOICE IN BLOODY ISLAM THE RELIGION OF DEVILS,RAPISTS,MURDERERS AND MOTHER FUCKERS.THEY EVEN USE WOMEN AS SUICIDE BOMBERS SO I SUGGEST ALL NON MUSLIM WOMEN TO SAVE THEIR OWN RELIGIONS AND INCREASE THEIR MANPOWER FOR A SAFER FUTURE.DONT ADOPT POPULATION CONTROL ELSE IT WILL FIREBACK THE DAY WHEN MUSLIMS HAVE MORE MANPOWER THAN YOU.ALREADY THEY ARE THE SECOND LARGEST RELIGION IN THE WORLD SO BE SERIOUS OF THIS ISSUE.ANY WOMEN HAVING ANY DOUBTS CAN EMAIL ME FREELY AND CONSULT ME YOU ARE ALL WELCOME MY DEAR SISTERS :)
ISRAELI JEWISH AND CHRISTIAN WOMEN BEWARE!!!! MUSLIMS R RAPISTS AND DIVORCE AFTER HAVING SEX..THEY ARE SEX HUNGRY BEASTS U LL BECOME THE OBJECT OF LUST AND DIE BY STONING IF U GO THERE…U CAN CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL I LL EXPLAIN IT TO U INNOCENT GALS