Obamessiah bows and scrapes: Its worse than you think…

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ChristianNanna April 3, 2009 at 2:15 am

And to think Kevin Rudd is playing twiddly winks with him. Those 2 will be the death of both our countries…
Sheik, why don’t you do a poll asking the people what they think of Rudd NOW…and if they voted for him…I know most of my sill family friends and associates did. They thought they would get a good deal and denigrated me because I am a liberal voter, but now I have an interest in the Australian Protectionist Party. They might be our last line of defence.

eloivsdiablo April 3, 2009 at 2:45 am

A new world order governed by super wealthy elites cannot happen with the United States of America, a beacon of light representing liberty and opportunity for all those lucky to have escaped tyranny to stand in the way of transforming world population into slaves…
The proverbial snowball is getting bigger and bigger, faster and faster, and the wealthy elites will only get fatter and fatter…

Geoff April 4, 2009 at 3:16 am

Dear Eloivsdiablo

Say what?