Latest Taliban Excuse for Jihad: “Western white women who take up arms and come from 20,000 miles away to fight against us here.”

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An infidel! April 25, 2009 at 1:42 am

Watch out you big furry faced poof, there are plenty more females that could come over and give you a real whupping.

theresaj April 25, 2009 at 5:23 am

So they are scared of white western women..that has to be good news.
Basically , they are all bullies…what bullies need is somone to stand up to them.

kaw April 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

They are scared of women – because women can outperform these morons in prettty much most things – thereby helping to expose the excuse they use as a religion as a lie. The presence of women in our armed forced over there also gives hope to the women who are oppressed under the yoke of muslim bondage. Simply bad PR for the islamists. If any of our folks over there read this . stay alert – stay sharp – and come home safely – AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR WORK!!