Terror preacher Abu Hamza gets round hunger strike with crisps
by sheikyermami on April 25, 2009
Jean Smith/Daily Record
- Can’t a fella have a bisquit?
HOOK-HANDED cleric Abu Hamza is cheating his way through a prison “hunger strike” by gorging on crisps.
The terrorist and his al-Qaeda followers in the High Security Unit in Belmarsh have refused to eat prison food all week.
They took objection to a strip search on an inmate and have refused cooked food from kitchen staff since.
But the protesters have been eating food from the prison shop and scoffing snacks during meetings with solicitors.
Hamza was spotted eating crisps and chocolate in his cell after calling on the Muslims Boys Gang to go on a hunger strike.
The weak-willed backlash came after a Muslim prisoner objected to a strip search along with two other inmates. All three lashed out and were placed in the segregation unit.
The officer who tried to search them received death threats and was moved to a new job.
A source said: “It is almost funny. They have been refusing food from the hot plate, but are still snacking on everything else.
“Hamza has been sneaking crisps and chocolate into his cell.” A Ministry of Justice spokes man said: “Prisoners in Belmarsh are not on hunger strike.”
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“Hamza was spotted eating crisps and chocolate in his cell after calling on the Muslims Boys Gang to go on a hunger strike.”
LOL! Kinda like qaeda leaders calling for muslims to do suicide attacks, but not doing so themselves.
Hamza and co are thugs – no courage – no morals. However, the important point is why did who officer who strip searched the fat muslim pigs have to be moved. As if seeing a fat muslim in its birthday suit is not nightmare enough.
This is unacceptable – if the officer was threatened then the entire muslim prison population should be punished – not the officer completing his duties.