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Too small? Click here This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening. We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way... But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted. Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it! One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display. But you won't be back, trust me on that. Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

Mullah Lodabullah May 23, 2009 at 5:58 am

Charming Rick is in Norway …
P Address: 90.149.68.241
Hostname: 149-68-241.oke2-bras11.adsl.tele2.no
Country:
AS: 1257
AS Name: TELE2

Sabdra is in once-Great Britain …
IP Address: 81.151.144.64
Hostname: host81-151-144-64.range81-151.btcentralplus.com
Country: GB
AS: 2856
AS Name: BT-UK-AS BTnet UK Regional network

sheikyermami May 23, 2009 at 6:06 am

Thanks Mullah!

An infidel! May 23, 2009 at 7:21 am

They are not exactly high up the food chain. I am so happy that these dumbass fools go into bat for the Islamist filth.

persikas May 23, 2009 at 9:15 am

rickrose

yu weird dik muslum in fightin free for hell it doesn’t no way

fnord May 23, 2009 at 9:31 am

Miss Brown is the funniest moe-negrette in UmmahKingdhim! But we “fuckin’ crackers” can hear this tune everywhere, if we listen: Muhammadans tell us they invented everything, their stupid book includes even genetics. Our peace lovin’, highly civilized sub-sahara humans brought us hygiene, clothes and the ability to walk – in the nineteensixties… Boy, don’t you remember the smell in the streets before the invasion of the cultural vanguard commenced?

With every stupid statement and every close encounter of the 3rd kind it becomes more and more difficult not to lump our enrichers together – but I keep trying.

Greets from Eurabia,

fnord

Davey Crockett May 23, 2009 at 10:53 am

Why are they unable to move past basic swear words and infantile sentence structure? It’s very apparent now why members of the RoP tend to gravitate towards violent actions and outbreeding, rather than logical arguments, to advance their cause. Violence and shagging are the two most basic human instincts, which appears to be all that islamic males can offer us.

Of course there are islamic scholars, but i’ve yet to have seen one posting on here!

kaw May 23, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Having seen the work of Islamic scholars do not expect the quality to significantly improve.