Waki Paki Nuki News: "US 'concerned Taliban will snatch Pakistan's nuclear weapons'

US worried that jihadists will seize Pakistani nukes, and Pakistani officials won’t tell where they are

The headline the Telegraph gives to this article is “US ‘concerned Taliban will snatch Pakistan’s nuclear weapons.'” As the great philosopher once said to me, “Well, duh.”

Note that Pakistani authorities are not cooperating.

3296916951_172c6d0186Pakistan, where the future looks just like yesterday…

“US ‘concerned Taliban will snatch Pakistan’s nuclear weapons,'” by Isambard Wilkinson in the Telegraph, (thanks to JW):

  • Why worry? What could go wrong?

The United States is increasingly concerned about the potential vulnerability of Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal.Citing unnamed US officials The New York Times newspaper said President Barack Obama’s government is worried about the potential for Taliban militants to snatch a weapon in transport or to insert sympathisers into laboratories or fuel-production facilities.

The officials emphasised that there was no reason to believe that the arsenal, most of which is deployed south of Islamabad, was facing an imminent threat, the report said.

Of course not!

But the United States does not know where exactly all of Pakistan’s nuclear sites are located, and its concerns have intensified in the last two weeks, after Taliban fighters entered Buner, a district just 60 miles from the capital, the newspaper said.Pakistani officials have continued to rebuff American requests for more details about the location and security of the country’s nuclear sites, the report noted.

Some of the Pakistani reluctance stemmed from long-standing concern that the United States might be tempted to seize or destroy Pakistan’s arsenal if the insurgency spread further, according to the paper….

Yeah, and that would be terrible, wouldn’t it? Preventing fanatical jihadists from getting nuclear weapons! Why, the effrontery of it all!

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  1. Some of my definitions for bombings carried out by Islamic terrorists in Pakistan which results in the mass killing of Pakistani ISI officers and Pakistani Muslims (Most of whom are 2-faced hateful malicious little bastards that secretly hate and envy every non-muslim on the planet:)
    —————–JUSTICE!————–
    (with a pinch of poetic justice thrown-in)
    ————-A GOOD DEED DONE BY EVIL PEOPLE————-
    ——–A PUBLIC SERVICE DONE BY THE VILLAGE IDIOT——–
    ———–REDEMPTION FOR THE ISLAMIST BOMBER———–
    (Probably the only time God grants them their dark-eyed virgins; …Afterall a good deed should not go unrewarded)

    Pelé’s Definition:
    ———— A HOME GOAL!!!!!———–

    India’s Definitions:
    ————PAYBACK!!!—————-
    ———–CHECKMATE! YOU DUMBASS ISI AMATEURS!———
    -A PRODUCTIVE USE OF INDIAN ARMY CORDITE & PLASTIQUE–
    (Cost effective too! Now let’s see if vee can ‘misplace’ or ‘lose’ another consignment of the stuff, via our friend in Kabul, Sri Hamid Karzai)
    —-MORE PROOF THAT THE PAKISTANI ARMY IS A JOKE—-
    —PROOF THAT BRITAIN’S MACHIAVELLIAN STRATEGY OF USING PAKISTAN AS LEVERAGE ON INDIA HAS FAILED—
    (Aww too bad Britain! looks like your little slave colony, Pakistan is going tits up— We got news for the British, your short-lived drug-dealing empire is dead and you ought to inform your propaganda department, the BBC, of that fact and finally Stop the BBC’s shameless pandering to Islamic fanatics. (The whole of Europe knows that Britain has for decades harbored & encouraged Islamic terrorists in their capital: Londonistan; a ‘meat-market’ of Chechen terrorists, Kashmiri terrorists, and Arab terrorists)

    Russia’s Definition:
    A PRODUCTIVE USE OF EXPIRED SOVIET CORDITE & PLASTIQUE

    Israel’s Definitions:
    –PAYBACK FOR CHABAD HOUSE—
    -PROOF OF SUCCESS THAT MOSSAD’S PASHTOON-SPEAKING MIZRAHI JEWS CAN INFILTRATE & BAMBOOZLE THE TALIBAN –

    Pakistan’s Definition:
    ———-BLOWBACK!!!—————
    ——–HUMILIATION WITH A PINCH OF CONSTIPATION——-
    –Punishment from God for Not Being Islamic/Medieval Enough-
    (I Kid you Not; their are pakistani’s stupid enough to sincerely believe that last one)

    Britain’s (aka Butt-Lickers of all things Islamic) reaction:
    –DAMMIT HOW COULD OUR PROTOGE’S COCK-UP SO BADLY!–
    -FIFTY YEARS OF US SUCKING UP TO THESE IDIOTS WASTED!–
    -PITY! NOW WE’LL HAVE TO EAT HUMBLE CROW IN FRONT OF THOSE SLIMY HEAD-TILTING WEASELY MANDARINS IN NEW DELHI-

    The Planet Earth’s Definition:
    ———RECYCLING THE GARBAGE——
    (islamist bodyparts make good fertilizer)

    The Human Race’s Definition:
    ——–PURIFICATION————–
    (Excising the filth of humanity from the gene pool)

    The Devil’s Reactions:
    ———-OH SHIT! MORE OVERCROWDING!——
    -HOW COME I KEEP GETTING THE ALL THE INBRED REJECTS!-
    –OH GREAT! AT THE RATE THESE BASTARDS ARE COMING DOWN THE PIPE; THEY’RE GOING TO START DEMANDING THAT I START COVERING UP ALL MY SHE-DEMONS IN HIJAB–

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