Religion of Cannibals

by sheikyermami on June 26, 2009

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Oh, it’s a custom from the old country?! Why didn’t you say so!

Jihadist forum: “If we are forced to eat Americans, let’s make them into a gunpowder-flavored kabsa with some hors d’oeuvres made of apostates”

Jihadist haute cuisine. “But the slaughtering needs to be according to the shari’a.”

  • We been there before. The Koranimals accuse the Jews of every crime under the sun, but its Muslims comitting the crimes, and then they want it both ways:

* Jihad Watch: Hamas Video: We will drink the blood of the Jews

….and then they accuse the Jews again:

*  Jews drink Muslim blood – Likud of Holland

“Jihadist Forum Thread Discusses If and When One May Eat the Flesh of U.S. Soldiers,” from MEMRI, June 25 (thanks to JW):

A recent thread on the Al-Falluja jihadist forum discussed the case of whether a Muslim who has nothing else to eat may kill an infidel in order to eat him. The discussion was prompted by a recently published book by Abu Muhammad Al-Maqdisi, one of the most influential jihadist sheikhs active today.The following is a summary of the discussion thread. (JTTM subscribers can read the full report athttp://www.memrijttm.org/content/en/report.htm?report=3367&param=JT; to subscribe to the JTTM, visithttp://subscriptions.memri.org/content/en/member_registr_jttm.htm).

“Is It Permitted To Eat The Flesh of American Soldiers?”

On June 13, 2009, a member of the Al-Falluja forum who uses the moniker “Al-Maqdisi’s Student” wrote a post based on this passage [in full report] titled “Is it permitted to eat the flesh of American soldiers? A quote from the illustrious Sheikh Al-Maqdisi, may Allah preserve him.” He began by recounting an exchange between the early Muslim commander Khalid b. Al-Walid and the Byzantine commander at the battle of Yarmuk (in the year 636 C.E.) The Byzantine commander said to Khalid that the Muslims had only gone out from their land due to hunger, and offered to buy them off. Khalid responded: “It was not hunger that drove us out of our land, as you say; we are a people who drink blood, and we know that there is no blood more delicious than Byzantine blood. That is why we came.”

“Al-Maqdisi’s Student” then cites the aforementioned passage from Al-Maqdisi’s Beginner’s Guide [in full report], and follows up with the words: “The mujahideen should inform their belligerent [infidel] and apostate enemies of this exceptional law so that they can bring it up and study it at their conferences on human rights, counterterrorism, and so on! Then they in turn can proclaim that our soldiers lick their lips [at the thought of] eating the flesh of their hamburger- and Pepsi-eating soldiers!”

“If We… Eat Americans, Let’s Make Them Into A Gunpowder-Flavored Kabsa With Some Hors D’oeuvres Made Of Apostates”

Most of the numerous responses to the post were off-topic. Some responses, however, did take up the flesh-eating issue. “Abu Hajir Al-Muqrin” wrote: “If we are forced to eat Americans, let’s make them into a gunpowder-flavored kabsa with some hors d’oeuvres made of apostates.”

“Muhammad Al-Baghdadi” wrote: “But the slaughtering needs to be according to the shari’a. He then wrote “perhaps this is the best way” above stills from the Nick Berg decapitation video.

“Al-Maqdisi’s Student” weighed in again towards the end of the thread and wrote: “A true story: a group of mujahideen from one of the brigades was in the mountains during the jihad against the Russians. One of them was sent off on a mission; he went and came back, but he couldn’t find any of the brothers. He saw a roasted calf leg that the brothers in the brigade left for him for dinner, and he ate of it until he was full. When he went back to the main camp, the brothers saw him and offered him dinner! He said: praise Allah, I already ate! They said: Where did you find dinner? He said: You left me roasted calf leg! They said: No, no, that wasn’t calf, that was the leg of a Russian infidel! He answered: No matter, it’s all Islamic slaughter! (smile)”

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

kaw June 26, 2009 at 11:51 am

So muzzies are murderous cannibals ?? – this is not news! Only just another reason why muslim fundamentalists should be terminated ASAP. Actually the idiot muslim in the last paragraph is not terribly bright if it couldn’t identify a human leg from that of a calf. What else can you expect from the ROP?

An infidel! June 27, 2009 at 8:10 am

I think that they would rather eat bacon than eat me.

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