Gitmo Torture Never Stops: Koranimals to get Laptops, Computer Training

Weasel Zippers:

What, no internet porn? I guess the left was right, we are monsters….

These captives already get to order fast-food takeout from the base and have access to a phone booth for weekly calls. Now some 17 Uighur Muslims awaiting a nation to grant them asylum are about to go high-tech, with laptops and web training.

islam-prison21Koranimals bow in gratitute for treating them with computers and halal burgers…

While awaiting details of President Barack Obama’s order to close the prison camps by Jan. 22,commanders here have ordered 20 laptops for the captives of Camp Iguana.

”As you know, detainees are leaving this place,” said Army Lt. Col. Miguel Mendez, who oversees detainee classes, a multilingual library and now-emerging virtual computer lab. “We’re getting them computer classes to prepare for their return.”

The Uighur detainees won’t be sending electronic mail to their lawyers or family members back in communist China anytime soon.

Instead, the military is setting up an internal intranet web at the half-acre compound ”to teach them how to e-mail,” Mendez said.

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