Mohammeds Jop appplikaiton
by sheikyermami on July 18, 2009
We got mail from Mohammed!
Way back in December 2008 Sheik Yer’mami put up a post about halal butchers. Britain to import army of halal butchers
Finally, we got a job application:
my age (26) and i am National of Pakistan. iam a Professional Butcher and have a big work experence in the field of butchery in which have specelization in Slaughtering Cleaning and cutting of Meat as well as chicken and fish. I have worked in major butchers shops from where meat is supplied to all the major eating houses,hotels and marrege halls. i have a 13 years of experience in butchery in evedence of which i can provide you with the experience certificates of my butchery work and experience.
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Mohammed – stay home and try make your country work.
muslim butchers!!!!
Don’t like the sound of that .
How we are being pestered by muslims !
Our lives seem to be revolving around the problems they’re giving us
Below , FOUR headlines from today’s Daily Mail ,
FOUR in one day all to do with muslims – THREE of them form INSIDE UK .
Christian teacher tells of race slurs by pupils aged eight
Nicholas Kafouris said he lost his £30,000-a-year post because he would not tolerate the ‘openly racist’ behaviour of pupils as young as eight.
No.10 signals climbdown on resources for British troops in Afghanistan as another is killed
Christian teacher tells of race slurs by pupils aged eight
The Jihad fanatic peddling a message of hate to 11-year-old Londoners (funded by the taxpayer)
Off topic but hamas propoganda wing working overtime
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=421614&affid=100055&silentchk=1&
You’re right Persikas; if nothing worse, the term “muslim butcher” is redundant.
It’s good to know the Muslim butchers are honing their skills on animals first before moving on to us kuffars.
At least when they slit our throats it will be a good clean cut.
Following “suprkufrB”
Perhaps “muslim butcher” should be consider a tautology.