Yusuf Rubs It… in dysentery green!

by sheikyermami on July 18, 2009

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Serial dreck-blogger Yusuf Irfan has discovered another great injustice that calls for jihad against the filthy kuffars: the murder of a hijabbed Muslimah in a German courtroom by a crazy Russian.

Yusuf,  muselmanic master of spin, anticipates how “serial tabloid hate-mongers Andrew Bolt and Tim Blair might  “spin this story”  

Yusuf: Yes, an Egyptian pharmacist living in Germany is stabbed by a white-skinned European man.

You see, Yusuf’s problem is that she was killed by  “a white-skinned European man.” If she was killed by a dark skinned Muslim or by her husband Yusuf would have never noticed. Yusuf has no problem with this, none at all… he also never noticed this…

Apart from “Abu Ghraib” and declarations of support for terrorists like David Hicks and Mamduh Habib Yusuf’s “Planet Irfan‘ hasn’t been very active lately, looks like even his co-religionists have deserted him. I used to get my kicks reading his fan mail, but even that seems to have dried up. 

Just for kicks, I saved one that I thought was hilarious. For a moment, I wondered whether it was one of those that he sends to himself, but then I thought no, he hasn’t got that kind of humor:

Anonymous said…
Why don’t you get a job in India? You begging for food or cock and semen to feed your repulsive fat gut would be a good job for you. Men and women could pay you to lick their arseholes clean of curry-flavoured shit.

It was obvious to everyone by the time you turned 10 that you would be a useless sad lonely Paki fuck-up with mental problems forever a burden on Australians. No Aussie man or woman will ever have sex with you. Go back to India and beg for love from some untouchable or leper. At least in India you can find a cow wandering the streets and sexually abuse it Irfan-style without going to jail.

Next time you are having a cry about how pathetic your medicated life is please just go and do that weight-loss program where you throw yourself in front of a train. If there’s anything worse than a smelly Paki it’s a smelly obese Paki.

2:45 PM
 

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