No, Muslims Did Not Discover America

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kaw July 27, 2009 at 6:06 am

Muslims did NOT discover America!!!!!! Muslims have discovered very little!!!

suprkufrB July 28, 2009 at 9:01 am

Not only did they not discover America; they have discovered precious little else. Just for fun for you science majors, check around to see how many scholarly papers from followers of the great paedophile have been accepted by peer-reviewed publications in your lifetimes; hint – you won’t run out of fingers.

European July 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Its funny that the jew gets outraged against muslim influence when they have been doing the same towards european peoples for a very long time. Both these people play the same game, manipulate the goy/infidel in their favor. We could do without them both.

sheikyermami July 29, 2009 at 1:04 am

Ya think?

Any idea what you might be missing?

European July 29, 2009 at 10:31 am

I my country of 9 ,3 million there are 20.000 jews and they own 90% of all broadcast media, advertising companies and newspapers together with pro-zionists. Its not just that they own these companys a majority of the people working for them are jewish to. Many jews have positions of power in goverment and industry but yet they continue to forcefeed the goy public how great muslim immigration is. They affect opinion in a way to make it impossible to counter the muslim invasion. This is not about blaming the jews for all missfortunes it is about fact and it applies to most european countries. Jews in europe are doing NOTHING of value to curb muslim immigration on the countrary, they have made a choice to stand on the sidelines and cheer on the muslim hordes ruining our societys, even tho they have the power to do something about it. The jews living in europe ow europeans for everything they have today and if you jews dont act in our favor on this issue you will find yourselfs surrounded with muslims and no friends anywhere on this continent. Take your pick!