Jewish Snakes

by sheikyermami on September 24, 2009

Israel Incites Snake Attacks?

This post should be in the early September archives, but slithered by in transition. Lord Voldemort back from the dead? Dr. Dolittle run amok?

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Anti-Israeli and anti-Semitic hate propaganda in cartoons published in the official Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadeeda

Apparently Zionists speak Parseltongue in addition to programming squirrelspigeonsrats, and wild boars, though the latest critter may have a “real life” mechanical counterpart. You can’t make this stuff up alert: “Jews Train Snakes to Attack Palestinians” by Earl Morningstarr,The Morningstarr, September 8, JW:

Egyptian would-be burner of Jewish books, defeated in bid to head UNESCO, whines — and blames the Jews, of course

Arabs in Samaria have complained that attack snakes are being sent into the area from the Israeli city of Ariel, one woman has been bitten by one such snake. The local Palestinians base this accusation on the fact that a woman nearby to Ariel was bitten by a snake which witnesses say then fled back towards the city. The Palestinians interpreted the snake’s heading as a clear indication that the reptile was a trained assassin working for Mossad.

Iranian police to shopkeepers: Tone down those racy mannequins!

Sharia Alert: Yes, even this is a police matter. “Iran police ‘target mannequins’,” from BBC News

New York Jihad:

Appearing to be more serious by the minute. New York Jihad Plot Update. “Up to 24 More People Under Scrutiny as NYC Tightens Security in Terror Probe,” from FoxNews, September 23 (thanks to Islam In Action

Post-Ramadan jihad in Algeria

After a quiet Month of Jihad, the jihad actually resumes. “Terrorism: Algeria, Several Attacks In Kabylie, Fatalities,” from ANSAmed, September 22

But remember; there is no jihad going on, its all an invention by the religio- Zionist press in order to tarnish the image of Islam….

“Bawer argues that Europe is currently falling victim to a ‘silent Jihad,’ a hidden holy war perpetrated by radical Islamists on Western, social-democratic values”

Will the Islamophobia never stop?

Bruce Bawer is entirely right about this. “Author warns of the ‘silent Jihad,’” by Dan Delmar for The Suburban, September 23 (thanks to JW:

Pakistan, after being paid billions by the U.S. to fight terror (and giving much of it to jihadists), wants the U.S. to reimburse it

The sequel of this post: Paki PM Zardari: “You Can’t Tell Us to Give Up Jihad Terrorism …

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tjwork September 24, 2009 at 6:33 am

The most entertaining post – ever.

kaw September 24, 2009 at 8:46 am

old story – but rather amusing and demonstrating that extreme muslim paranoia.
In the words of Scott Adams – nothing is more dangerous than half-digested understanding.

Mullah Lodabullah September 24, 2009 at 9:59 am

* Iranian police to shopkeepers: Tone down those racy mannequins!

I’ve seen an ad on TV a couple of times recently, & didn’t pay much
attention, but it features a woman wearing a paper bag like a burka
with eye holes cut out, & finishes with something like “take the bag
off your head” – good advise for muslims forced to wear black bags.

Solkhar September 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Kaw, do not think it is paranoia, it is just carefully placed political propoganda that both sides do for domestic consumption. Raises fear.

There are many, many examples in that part of the world that are both official and unofficial and it just shows how much has to be done to squash this general BS. On the MBC channel there are “come and do business and invest in Palestine” adds, shows pictures of some cities, the building of a hotel in Gaza (very old, I know it has stopped) pictures of Al Aqsa. Even the water front of what is almost certainly Haifa which is not included and will never become a part of Palestine.

Mind you, the last time I was in Israel (yes blog-owner, as a former diplomat and even with a Oumrah stamp I am allowed in) if you buy the official tourist authority map of Israel there is no Palestine.

They all are playing the great game.

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