Top or Bottom? Devout Muslim terrorist Noordin Top enjoyed being sodomized between mass murder missions…
by sheikyermami on October 2, 2009
Vexnews:
Autopsy: Indonesian Terrorist Enjoyed Being Sodomized…
Update: Funnel Ass
The Indonesian media reports that slain fundamentalist Islamic terrorist Noordin Top’s bodyshowed evidence of sodomy.
Top was a terrorist mastermind responsible for the Bali Bombings and multiple terrorist attacks in Indonesia since, with a death toll in the hundreds, initially operating for Jemaah Islamiyah’s banner before splitting off regarding their brand of mass murder as insufficiently ghoulish.
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He murdered hundreds in the name of Islam, pretending to live a pious ultra-religious fanatic’s life. The truth was a little different as the Jakarta Globe reports:
A forensic pathologist said on Wednesday that an examination of the body of the terrorist mastermind Noordin M Top, who was killed during a raid in Central Java last month, indicated that he had been sodomized at some point in his life.
“There is an anomaly in Noordin’s anus because it is shaped like a funnel,” said Mun’im Idris, a forensic pathologist from the University of Indonesia. “It indicated that somebody had sodomized him.”
Mun’im was part of the team of experts that conducted the autopsy on the body of Noordin, a Malaysian-born terrorist sought for a string of attacks carried out across the country in the name of Islam…
Other media outlets that carried the story on Wednesday, speculated on Noordin’s “sexual deviance” because of the anomaly. Homosexuality, though not against the law in the country, remain unacceptable among the nation’s mainstream religious communities.
His fanatic followers must be left feeling just as confused as the mass murderer was himself. The barren meaningless of his crimes always evident to us is now something they must surely now accept.
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Unreal!
Just read an interesting piece about Polansky:
http://www.red-alerts.com/crime-news/elitism-europhilia-and-roman-polanski/
Another one of the Terrorist Scum in the Mohammedan knocking shop in the sky’ enjoying the ‘Pearly Boys’
Pearly boys or A-bomb, that is now the question…
Solker would say ‘let it bleed’ -
… or how about ‘hurt so bad…?’
which we all know means “gimme more…!”
What speculative rubbish. He’s probably not a fag at all, he just been trying out the new Moslem colon-bombs for size.
bummer
Moslem terrorists are not homosexual, they are just flexible…
So how come they didn’t “hang him”?
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”(pun intended).
Maybe it wasn’t sodomy at all…perhaps he was practising to be an “ass-bomber”.
Funnel-shaped???
You could pack a lot of “semtek” in there, no?
‘Problem is there aren’t a lot of sphincter muscles to hold it all in there.
The explosives would just keep popping out and he’d have to keep pushing them back in there! In-out-in-out-in-out!
Friction building, friction building…BOOM!
Visuals, ah, don’t ya just love em?
Sexual repression manifests in many strange ways throughout the Islamist mindset.
Polanski and his Hollywood cheer squad
http://aussienewsviews.blogspot.com/2009/09/roman-polanski-hollywoods-finest-stand.html