Happy Hallowe’en!

by sheikyermami on November 1, 2009

Mo Jack o’ Lantern
Muhammad Pumpkin (snatched from the Gates of Vienna)

Counter Jihad Demonstrations in Piccadilly, Londonistan:

Anjem Choudary has canceled his March for Sharia in the UK, but the counter-demonstration organized in London by opponents of sharia is continuing as planned.

The ICLA media team reports live from Piccadilly Circus:

There are about 200 anti-sharia activists in Piccadilly Circus and lots of press and photographers. It is a multi-racial gathering, and there are many Union Jacks on display. Read further…

The wimps from Islam4UK cancel march!

Hilarious! The idiots from Islam4UK are now claiming they’ve been the subject of death threats and bomb threats and have now cancelled their march for tomorrow in central London. Message posted on their website.

A Cyril Dixon from the Daily Express buys it:

A MUSLIM march to promote sharia law in Britain looked set to end in violence today after rival demonstrators bombarded its hardline organisers with death threats.  London braced itself for clashes as the radical group Islam4UK claimed its enemies on the far right had threatened to disrupt their demo with violent attacks. More>>

Update:

It’s Burkh-ingham Palace: Hate preacher calls for the Queen to wear burqa

* If Her Majesty refused, he said she would be ‘punished’ according to Sharia law.

The Queen forced to wear a burkha and Buckingham Palace turned into a mosque – that was the vision of Britain under Sharia law proposed by a Muslim firebrand yesterday.

Preacher of hate Anjem Choudary even showed mocked-up photographs of the palace sporting a golden dome and Nelson’s Column as a minaret.

He was speaking ahead of a central London demonstration that was planned for today. However the event was today cancelled amid fears it would have descended into violence.

Daily Mail has more>>

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kaw November 1, 2009 at 1:49 am

Execute islam4uk – use the punishment that was meted out to Edward 1.

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