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Too small? Click here This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening. We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way... But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted. Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it! One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display. But you won't be back, trust me on that. Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

Welcome to the New London, World Cuppers!

November 3, 2009 at 2:36 am

Davey Crockett November 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Regarding the video:

The following areas in London are pretty much the same, from personal experience:

Harrow, Lewisham, Hounslow, Southall, North Kensington, Battersea, Clapham, Tooting, Hammersmith, Bromley, Feltham, Tower Hamlets, Staines, Paddington, Maida Vale, Highbury, Islington, Ealing, the list is endless, those are just the ones that i’ve personally visited, mostly with my job, as I wouldn’t choose to visit voluntarily!!! London is on the brink and needs some serious damage control in order to avoid a similar situation to Kosovo!!!

Mullah Lodabullah November 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm

* UK: “If we don’t do something in the next year or two we have in effect lost”

I think the following is satire, or a futile attempt to dig a shallower grave for Nu Labour …

express.co.uk/posts/view/137795/Labour-finally-admits-We-got-it-wrong-on-immigration

LABOUR FINALLY ADMITS: WE GOT IT WRONG ON IMMIGRATION

Tuesday November 3,2009
By Macer Hall

HOME Secretary Alan Johnson provoked fury last night by admitting at last that Labour has made massive mistakes over immigration policy.

In his first major speech on the controversial issue, the Home Secretary confessed that the Government’s management of Britain’s border controls had been “maladroit”.

“We struggled to contain the huge surge in migration,” he said.

He also accepted some parts of Britain were disproportionately affected by mass immigration, with the huge influx of new arrivals putting a strain on jobs and services.

And he accepted that the Labour Party had lost touch with the “moderate majority” over immigration.

But he risked igniting more anger by insisting: “This Government has never pursued an open-door immigration policy.”

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kaw November 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Very good – what is the man going to do to solve the problem now?????????

dumbledoresarmy November 5, 2009 at 1:20 am

I am quite heartened by the rise of the EDL. A fellow poster over at Spencer’s Jihadwatch – one ‘KaffirKanuck’, a Canadian military man – has been sussing them out, and has I think been in contact with them, and likes the look of them; and ‘Esmerelda Weatherwax’ at the New English Review, a Londoner born-and-bred, has gone and had a look at one of their earlier rallies in London, herself, and pronounced judgement in their favour. Me, I hope they go from strength to strength. Their rally in London actually succeeded in causing Mr Anjem Choudary’s pro-sharia march to reroute; he chose not to strut and sneer past Parliament House or in Trafalgar Square, as he’d originally claimed he would do.

It seems to me that the EDL have grasped the essential point, one that others much more erudite than they (e.g. former Bishop of Rochester, Michael Nazir-Ali) have also publicly made – that Sharia is an inhuman and antihuman system of slavery – and they do. not. want. sharia. in. Britain. The great alarm bell has begun to swing and ring in the hidden cave in the western hills where Arthur sleeps; the Island of the Mighty (old Welsh term for Britain) seems to be awakening.

May the spirits of Arthur and Alfred and Drake and Wellington and Nelson and Gladstone (he who stood up in the Parliament in Britain, long ago, and displayed a Koran and said, ‘so long as this book is in existence, there will be no peace in the world’…imagine if Lord Pearson or Patrick Mercer could find the courage to do that today!!!) and Churchill be with the EDL and all sane and decent Resisters of the Jihad in the UK, and inspire them.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a lot of EDL blokes turn up to support the SIOE rally against the proposed expansion of the Harrow mosque. I hope so.

I hope her Majesty is paying attention, from the windows of Buckingham Palace. Because in all of modern England it is these blokes who are actually her most faithful and loyal subjects. *They* don’t want her deposed and muffled up in a burqa. *They* aren’t ashamed to sing ‘God Save the Queen’.

I shall pray that some aspiring or sitting politicians – both Hereditary and Life Peers and MPs – may find the courage to join them and be seen at their rallies in future.