The bear was simply enforcing its cultural traditions!
by sheikyermami on November 4, 2009
Allahbubu snackbar!
Islamophobic bear kills two jihadists in Kashmir – Jihad Watch
Four soldiers of Allah enter a cave. Two leave.
Tim Blair’s site has the best comments, here’s mine:
the bear was just angry they didn’t want to share the pudding!
The bear was obviously in the pay of the Great Satan.
OK. Let’s get this straight. Was the bear Jewish?
The bear, when asked, stated that they “tasted like chicken.”
And the downside here is…….?
Even nature is against them…
The cops PRESUME that the pudding belonged to the “militants.” I disagree.
The survivng terrorists are now anguishing over the root causes for such hatred.
Meanwhile, the Beeb lovingly refers to bear-bait jihadists as “injured comrades” …..
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If you go down to the caves today, you’re in for a big surprise…
That bear didn’t panda to muslims…
The Bear did not want to share his cave with pathogens of Islamofascism.
Half time score: Bears 2, Lions of Islam nil.
@Mullah Lodabullah: Punny one – groohaan.
These wonderful creatures deserve a bear hug for this :-)
The bear probably went ballistic when it returned to its cave and found the disciples of the great paedophile molesting its cubs.
Funny how even bears get caught up in the jihad.
Remember that English teacher who was nearly jailed for called the teddy bear Mohammed.
Islam impacts on every area of our life.
But I don’t blame the bears for not wanting to share their cave with such mean and nasty jihadis.
Could this be a case of natural selection?
So, is that what they call an IEB?
Allahu-akbear!
Al-Kidya,
I like IDB – Internally Digested by Bear.
or
ICBS – Islamic appoved conversion to Bear S___
Should be a lot more ICBS.