Moe’s Jihad News

by sheikyermami on November 8, 2009

UK:

Food vouchers late, failed asylum seeker Ahmed thrashes church

A FAILED asylum seeker who trashed a Doncaster church hall because he was late to collect his food vouchers has been rebuked by a judge for abusing this country’s hospitality. More>>

Asylum Seeker Rapes Three British Women and One Boy…

AN asylum seeker accused of raping three women and sexually assaulting a young boy will face trial in Bolton.   Allah Karam, 28, of Mancroft Avenue, Daubhill, faces four charges of rape, one of attempted rape and three of sexual assault as well as perverting the course of justice and witness intimidation. Bolton News

Egypt:

Cell Phones Spark Holy War against Egypt’s Copts…

ANSAmed reports that there is “new inter-religious violence in a society where religious fanaticism is wide spread on both sides…” WoJ readers know that the fanatical frenzy generally comes from the………….

Three people were killed after hundreds of angry Muslim threw stones at the houses and stores of Christians and set fire to their cars. Similar reactions happened after a young Copt near Dairut showed a video of another Muslim girl. When the parents of the girl found out they nearly killed the Copt and several people were injured in the violence.  More>>

Kuwait

Maid slave fails in escape attempt

Maid hurt in ‘flee’ fall: An Asian house maid sustained severe injuries and fractures when she fell from the third floor of her sponsor’s residence while she was trying to escape from the place in South Surra. She planned her escape route through a rope, which suddenly detached, causing the maid to crash on the ground. The sponsor discovered the accident thereafter and rushed her to Jahra Hospital for medical attention, before reporting the matter at a police station More>>

US: More “Backlash” Jitters

  • More from Obama Avoids ‘Jumping to Conclusions’

Here’s you can get an idea how Muslims really feel, from Muslim Village

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