Update: what a disaster!
Major Hasan Sought ‘War Crimes’ Prosecution of U.S. Soldiers
Major Nidal Malik Hasan’s military superiors repeatedly ignored or rebuffed his efforts to open criminal prosecutions of soldiers he claimed had confessed to “war crimes” during psychiatric counseling, according to investigative reports circulated among federal law enforcement officials. ABC News>>>
By Ima Tuele
New York Times News Service/The Minority Report
Army Major Nadik Hasan, the alleged shooter in the deaths of thirteen people in Ft Hood, Texas, has hired Thomas Dewey of the prestigious Washington, DC law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe to represent him in a lawsuit against policewoman Kimberly Munley for excessive use of force.
* Remember: this is a satirical blog. You get more truth here than elsewhere in the MSM, but don’t blame us if you fall for a hoax….
Jihad News:
- Hasan to Sue for Excessive Use of Force? (Unconfirmed)…
- Qur’an Teacher, Preacher Arrested in UK Terror Bust…
- Somali Islamists Gun Down Church Leader (15th Christian Murdered This Year)…
- Britain Pays ‘Living Costs’ to Terrorists…
- Hasan Told Colleagues They Would ‘Burn in Hell’…
- (Spain) Islamists on Trial for Subway Bombing Plot…
Hasan, in stable condition in a Texas hospital has been paralyzed by the four bullets the policewoman pumped into his body. “Clearly this was a case of excessive use of force, and my client is paying a heavy price for it,” said Dewey.
“My client, Mr Hasan was at the wrong place and the wrong time, and now has become the victim himself,” Dewey added. “I mean, was it really necessary to pump four bullets into the man? Wouldn’t one have been sufficient? Two at the most?”
Dewey says that his law firm will also enlist the aid of the American Criminal Libelous Union [ACLU], an organization dedicated to decriminalizing criminal behavior, in accessing their national network of activists to create the appearance of a groundswell of public support for his client.
He said that previous attempts by the ACLU to create faux groundswell support of convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal have been wildly successful, convincing even the conservative icon Ed Asner of his innocence.
Dewey proclaimed that efforts to contact Asner as a character witness for his client have gone largely unanswered, probably because Asner is presently in North Korea protesting the unfounded attack from the South Korean Navy on the people’s paradise of North Korea.
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Let’s not rush to judgement or conclusions – let’s just all stay calm and wait for the findings of the official inquiry, which will establish that:
(A) This had nothing to do with islam
(B) Major Hasan was provoked by infidels
(C) He had a history of mental illness
(D) A female police officer shot him
(E) There was a second shooter on the grassy knoll
(F) Hasan had nothing to do with it
(G) Most likely the second shooter was a CIA or Mossad plant
(I) He was a pre-traumatic victim of islamophobia
(J) He thought he was waving at those people with a welcoming flag, only too late realising it was a gun
(K) The number of victims has been grossly exaggerated by the western press
(L) Hasan is really a Jew
(M) He was exposed to Christian principles and may have even come close to contact with the Bible.
(N) He thought the gun was loaded with Allahs blessings
(O) He was frustrated because his goat died recently and the army refused to replace it
I think that just about concludes the investigation.
Shoot the lawyer!! This will get thrown out of court but will waste time and resources. Why don’t the Rangers shoot these idiot time wasters!!!!!
This has to be a hoax – surely the system is not this stupid?
(P) 9-11 is a myth..it never happened. All those fake photoshopped videos prove nothing.
(Q) Major Hasan is a CIA agent and should be given full immunity.
kaw is on the right track. It’s actually a joke.
http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/general-political-discussion/84863-fort-hood-shooter-hasan-sue-policewoman-kimberly-munley-excessive-use-force-2.html
“Dewey, Cheatum and Howe first appeared in a Three Stooges short with Shemp Howard instead of Curley..a classic….Get it, Do we cheat ‘em and how.”
By Ima Tuele is I’m a tool!
Still, in today’s times one could be forgiven for believing it.
(Trouble posting again)
kaw is on the right track. It’s a joke.
http://www.arguewitheveryone.com/general-political-discussion/84863-fort-hood-shooter-hasan-sue-policewoman-kimberly-munley-excessive-use-force-2.html
“Dewey, Cheatum and Howe first appeared in a Three Stooges short with Shemp Howard instead of Curley..a classic….Get it, Do we cheat ‘em and how.”
By Ima Tuele is I’m a tool.
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Bryan Magnusson
Where did all the millions we thought were murdered by islamists really go to!
No answer required!!!!!!
OK, one more…
(R) Major Hasan should receive the Purple Heart & the Medal of Honor.
KAW perhaps the name of the Law firm might give you a clue to the JOKE.
Washington, DC law firm of “Dewey, Cheatum and Howe”
* Washington, DC law firm of “Dewey, Cheatum and Howe”
The real “Dewey, Cheatum and Howe” is based in Copenhagen, working
on emissions trading.
Save time and money, don’t bother taking prisoners. Summary justice is the way to go with this type of scum.
Another hoax Hasan news report … or is it?
abcnews.go.com/Blotter/hasans-friend-proclaimed-extremist/story?id=9100187
Major Hasan Dined with ‘Jihad Hobbyist’
Friend of Accused Shooter Called Himself “Extremist,” Watched Al-Qaeda Videos
Ever since he told a British reporter that he felt “no pity” for the victims of the Fort Hood massacre, Duane Reasoner Jr., an 18-year-old Muslim convert who frequently dined with accused shooter Major Nidal Malik Hasan and attended the same mosque, has ducked the media. His parents ordered ABC News off their property over the weekend and on Monday, Reasoner again dodged ABC — this time by using a pass to drive onto the Fort Hood Army base, home of the soldiers for whom he said he felt no pity.
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Just a jihadi using his pass to drive onto Fort Hood – nothing unusual,
nothing to do with islam …