UK: Hooked on Stoopid: Costly taps installed for hooked hate preacher

by sheikyermami on November 17, 2009

Thanks to Vlad Tepes:

Update: Hate Preacher Abu Hamza Secretly Gives Lectures on Jihad through the Water Pipes of his Prison Cell

The UK is pandering to Islamic headbangers till the very last day:

A prison source told The Sun that officials at the jail were always catering to his whims.  ‘It seems that whenever he says, ‘Jump’, the authorities ask him, ‘How high?’,’ said the source.  WTF has this guy to hold prison authorities to ransom in this way?

Hate preacher Abu Hamza gets new £650 taps fitted in his prison cell… so he can operate them with his hook….

By Daily Mail Reporter

The jail cells used by extremist Muslim preacher Abu Hamza have been specially-adapted to accommodate his hook – prompting angry claims that prison officials are ‘bowing down’ to him.

The cells used by the 51-year-old – who is serving a seven-year sentence for inciting murder and preaching hate  – have been fitted with lever taps costing £650, despite claims he is prefectly capable of using the standard twist ones.

Handrails were also put in the lavatories used by Hamza, who is allowed to wear his prosthetic limb fitted with a hook inside the high-security Belmarsh prison.

Jailed: Hate preacher Abu Hamza, pictured outside the North London Mosque at Finsbury Park surrounded by supporters in 2003Jailed: Hate preacher Abu Hamza, pictured outside the North London Mosque at Finsbury Park surrounded by supporters in 2003

A prison source told The Sun that officials at the jail were always catering to his whims.

‘It seems that whenever he says, ‘Jump’, the authorities ask him, ‘How high?’,’ said the source.

‘No one in here can understand why we’re spending the money to do this when he’s had no problem using the same taps as everyone else for the five years he’s been here.’

Egyptian-born Hamza lost both arms and an eye in a blast in Afghanistan and now uses a hook in place of his right hand. He has been held at Belmarsh, in south-east London, since 2004.

Two cells have already been kitted out for him because prisoners held at the jail are moved every month. The work, all at taxpayers’ expense, took two days.

He had spent 21 months on remand when he was jailed for seven years in February 2006 for inciting murder and preaching hate at Finsbury Park Mosque in North London.

American prosecutors want him extradited to stand trial on terrorism charges, including setting up al Qaeda training camps.

The TaxPayers’ Alliance estimates father-of-eight Hamza has so far cost Britain £2.75million in welfare payments, council housing, NHS and prison bills, trials and legal appeals.

It is feared his fight against deportation could take five years and soak up another £250,000.

A spokeswoman for the Ministry of Justice said: ‘Two cells have been fitted with hospital-style taps to enable disabled prisoners to use them. The cost is approximately £650, which will offset the cost of prison staff providing physical assistance to prisoners.’

Abu Hamza’s plumbing jihad

The symbolism of Abu Hamza’s sermons going through the plumbing system is just too good. More on this story. “Hate preacher Abu Hamza secretly gives lectures on Islam… through the water pipes of his prison cell,” by Rebecca Camber in the Daily Mail, November 17 (thanks to JW):

Jihad through the pipes:

Hate preacher Abu Hamza is delivering extremist sermons to prisoners through the water pipes of his cell, it has been claimed.

The Muslim cleric is defying a preaching ban imposed by prison bosses to radicalise inmates.

He is able to give his lectures through the plumbing that connects to neighbouring cells in Belmarsh Prison….

The Quilliam Foundation, a counter-extremism think-tank, has called for the 51-year-old to be removed from the mainstream prison population.

Its report on growing prison radicalisation says the authorities have tried to stop him giving sermons openly.

But a source told the thinktank that Egyptian-born Hamza has found a way to talk to his fellow inmates – through the pipes….

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Mullah Lodabullah November 17, 2009 at 8:20 am

“Not the Craw! The Craw!”

Mullah Lodabullah November 17, 2009 at 8:22 am

Good thing for us that he wasn’t “rescued” by an Australian customs vessel. Rudd would still be negotiating with him.

An Infidel November 17, 2009 at 8:23 am

Now that the plumber has installed the taps, call in an electrician to wire them up to three phase.

arthur November 26, 2009 at 8:13 pm

He should be executed!!!

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