“Allah has promised to make Muslims a superpower if we follow the right path,” sez mastermind of Mumbai attack
by sheikyermami on November 21, 2009
One would have thought that the Vast Majority of Peaceful Muslims would rise up and not allow Saeed to preach. But once again, no such luck. Tiny Minority of Extremists Alert: “‘Mastermind’ of Mumbai attack preaches at mosque in Lahore,” by Zahid Hussain in The Times, November 21 (thanks to JW):
Come Friday prayers in Lahore, it is not hard to find the alleged mastermind of the Mumbai attacks.
Hafiz Mohammed Saeed is neither in hiding nor in jail. The founder of Lashkar-e-Taiba is instead delivering a sermon to thousands of devoteees at the Jamia al-Qadsia mosque — one of the biggest in the city.
“God has promised to make Muslims a superpower if we follow the right path,” Mr Saeed told his followers, who listened in rapt silence.
Outside, policemen with machineguns stood guard and bearded security men frisked all those entering. “Our rulers are the slave of America and have sold their conscience for a few dollars,” continued the diminutive former university teacher, his long beard dyed red with henna.
In imitation of Muhammad.
Timothy Roemer, the US Ambassador in Delhi, backed Indian calls this week for Pakistan to bring Mr Saeed and six other Mumbai suspects to justice. “We need to see actions and results from Pakistan,” he said after India handed Pakistan a seventh dossier of evidence on the Mumbai attacks.
Analysts say that the problem lies with Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence agency, which backed Mr Saeed when he founded Lashkar-e-Taiba in 1990 to fight Indian rule in the disputed region of Kashmir. Under pressure from the US, Pakistan banned the group in 2002, but it continued to operate under the banner of Jamaat-ud Dawa, which Mr Saeed also founded and calls a charity organisation.
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Some of my definitions for bombings carried out by Islamic terrorists in Pakistan which results in the mass killing of Pakistani ISI officers and Pakistani Muslims (Most of whom are 2-faced hateful malicious little bastards that secretly hate and envy every non-muslim on the planet:)
—————–JUSTICE!————–
(with a pinch of poetic justice thrown-in)
————-A GOOD DEED DONE BY EVIL PEOPLE————-
——–A PUBLIC SERVICE DONE BY THE VILLAGE IDIOT——–
———–REDEMPTION FOR THE ISLAMIST BOMBER———–
(Probably the only time God grants them their dark-eyed virgins; …Afterall a good deed should not go unrewarded)
Pelé’s Definition:
———— A HOME GOAL!!!!!———–
India’s Definitions:
————PAYBACK!!!—————-
———–CHECKMATE! YOU DUMBASS ISI AMATEURS!———
-A PRODUCTIVE USE OF INDIAN ARMY CORDITE & PLASTIQUE–
(Cost effective too! Now let’s see if vee can ‘misplace’ or ‘lose’ another consignment of the stuff, via our friend in Kabul, Sri Hamid Karzai)
—-MORE PROOF THAT THE PAKISTANI ARMY IS A JOKE—-
—PROOF THAT BRITAIN’S MACHIAVELLIAN STRATEGY OF USING PAKISTAN AS LEVERAGE ON INDIA HAS FAILED—
(Aww too bad Britain! looks like your little slave colony, Pakistan is going tits up— We got news for the British, your short-lived drug-dealing empire is dead and you ought to inform your propaganda department, the BBC, of that fact and finally Stop the BBC’s shameless pandering to Islamic fanatics. (The whole of Europe knows that Britain has for decades harbored & encouraged Islamic terrorists in their capital: Londonistan; a ‘meat-market’ of Chechen terrorists, Kashmiri terrorists, and Arab terrorists)
Russia’s Definition:
A PRODUCTIVE USE OF EXPIRED SOVIET CORDITE & PLASTIQUE
Israel’s Definitions:
–PAYBACK FOR CHABAD HOUSE—
-PROOF OF SUCCESS THAT MOSSAD’S PASHTOON-SPEAKING MIZRAHI JEWS CAN INFILTRATE & BAMBOOZLE THE TALIBAN -
Pakistan’s Definition:
———-BLOWBACK!!!—————
——–HUMILIATION WITH A PINCH OF CONSTIPATION——-
–Punishment from God for Not Being Islamic/Medieval Enough-
(I Kid you Not; their are pakistani’s stupid enough to sincerely believe that last one)
Britain’s (aka Butt-Lickers of all things Islamic) reaction:
–DAMMIT HOW COULD OUR PROTOGE’S COCK-UP SO BADLY!–
-FIFTY YEARS OF US SUCKING UP TO THESE IDIOTS WASTED!–
-PITY! NOW WE’LL HAVE TO EAT HUMBLE CROW IN FRONT OF THOSE SLIMY HEAD-TILTING WEASELY MANDARINS IN NEW DELHI-
The Planet Earth’s Definition:
———RECYCLING THE GARBAGE——
(islamist bodyparts make good fertilizer)
The Human Race’s Definition:
——–PURIFICATION————–
(Excising the filth of humanity from the gene pool)
The Devil’s Reactions:
———-OH SHIT! MORE OVERCROWDING!——
-HOW COME I KEEP GETTING THE ALL THE INBRED REJECTS!-
–OH GREAT! AT THE RATE THESE BASTARDS ARE COMING DOWN THE PIPE; THEY’RE GOING TO START DEMANDING THAT I START COVERING UP ALL MY SHE-DEMONS IN HIJAB–
NIce one HindiKuffir!!!
Europe, USA, China, and India will work to achieve superpower status. The idiot muslim who is the centerpiece of this article requires a miracle from hell – which wont happen.
Just more proof that muslims recruit extensively from the lower end of the gene pool.
Hindukuffur Have some issues with the Brits dont you? The Raj is long gone mate and everyone needs to get on the same bus dont you think. Global Alliance for the 21st century against Islam