“Allah is a Brothel Keeper” Remark Makes Saudi Ambassador Throw Hissy Fits…

by sheikyermami on November 22, 2009

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New Delhi: Former union law minister Ram Jethmalani on Saturday kicked up a row at an international conference on terrorism, asking if Islam’s jehadi doctrine does not virtually render ‘god a brothel keeper’, prompting a Saudi Arabian envoy to walk out of the conference.

Addressing the seminar, Jethmalani wondered if the jehadi doctrine, propagating the belief allegedly held by Islam’s Wahab sect that Muslims attaining martyrdom while fighting non-Muslims “get a place in heaven and the company of the opposite sex there”, does not amount to saying that “god allah is a brothel keeper”.

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The self-confessed maverick legal hawk also went on to equate god allah as someone “suffering with Alzheimer’s disease”, while advising the Indian government and the international community against trusting god in fighting terrorism. (Islamic terrorism/ed)

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“He will not help as he is suffering with Alzheimer’s disease,” said Jethmalani, while advising the government to junk its obsession with “an irrelevant non-aligned movement” and “join the forces of good to fight forces of evil”.

Jethmalani made “the non-mincing” remarks at an international conference of jurists on terrorism, inaugurated by President Pratibha Patil and attended among others by Singapore Chief Justice Chan Sek Keong and Justice Awn S Al-Khasawneh of the International Court of Justice and envoys of several countries.

Jethmalani’s remarks caused Saudi Arabia’s Ambassador to India Faisal-al-Trad to walk out, while an embarrassed union Law Minister M. Veerappa Moily swiftly sought to distance himself and the government from the controversial remarks.

Justice Khasawneh contradicted Jethmalani on some facts referred to by him on the jehadi doctrine.

Jethmalani made the remark while dwelling upon the need to fight terrorism also at its ideological level.

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“I am a student of all religions, including Islam, and I have read the Koran several times. I find that the Prophet is a man of peace,” said Jethmalani, adding that it nowhere preaches hate and violence.

“But the decline of Islam started in the 17th century when a person named Wahab propagated hate and violence against all non-Muslims by mis-interpreting one shora (verse) of the Koran,” said Jethmalani.

“I have read that shora thousands of times, but I have not found anything wrong in it. But, according to Wahab, all other people, including Christians, Jews and Hindus, and even Shias, have forfeited their rights to live,” said Jethmalani.

Following Jethmalani’s speech, Saudi Arabia’s Ambassador Faisal-al-Trad was seen walking out of the conference, apparently taking offence at the remarks.

Organiser of the event Adesh Aggarwala said the ambassador had walked out but returned after Moily’s statement that the views expressed by Jethmalani were not that of the government.

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Moily, in his address, said that terrorism cannot be attributed to any particular religion.

It was unfortunate that the entire Islam as a religion was being blamed for terrorism, Jethmalani said, adding that “there are also Hindu terrorists and Buddhist terrorists”.

Terming the Non-Aligned Movement and Panchsheel as evil, Jethmalani said “India should align with forces of good to combat the forces of evil. India and its foreign ministers must learn to reassess the doctrines of past”.

He said India’s foreign policy establishment should be courageous to shun any relationship with the country’s ‘enemies’.

Referring to Jethmalani’s comments, Justice Awn S Al-Khasawneh, a judge of the International Court of Justice, asked him not “to make sweeping statements”. He also said that the Wahab movement had started in the 18th century and not in 17th century as Jethmalani had remarked.

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Bat doo-doo November 22, 2009 at 4:12 am

Allah is not actually a ‘brothel keeper’, just the pimp. He sells the place.

The reason is that according to the Koran Allah doesn’t actually live in the Moslems ‘paradise’ – he is in hell punishing the unbelievers. Hell was created for Satan and, by definition, is the one place that God cannot be – ergo ‘Allah’ is actually Satan.

R_not November 22, 2009 at 8:17 am

India didn’t declare a war on any Muslim country. Islam did declare another Jihad on India late in 2007. And the one notable thing that the Muslims do that the Hindus do not do – go to their country, blow up their stuff, aim for their women and children (kidnap, rape, force to convert/marry, and torture/kill), and are just defending themselves. Pakistan took most of our money that we gave them to fight terror and waged war against India.

Bat doo-doo and not only is allah a pimp, but he is a lying sack of guano too. Everything that Lucifer, the ‘Prince of Lies’ is described as, allah is.

Bat doo-doo November 22, 2009 at 11:49 am

I must say I take offence to your claim that ‘Allah is a sack of guano’.

Guano is a useful product to help mankind, Allah has only brought trouble.

But you’re right that Lucifer / Satan = the Allah of the Koran.

Mohammad, now an inhabitant of hell, admitted several times that he had a demon attached to him. It is the same demon that inspires Moslems today to commit depraved acts like behead children and set up homicide bombings using disabled people.

Bat doo-doo November 22, 2009 at 11:54 am

Oh, and some of the women in the above depiction of Allah’s mythical bordello appear to have tallywackers…..

Bruria November 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm

A friend sent me a picture of 72 virgins–but they were all wearing nun-costumes and carrying guns–someone should circulate that one!

Cecilie November 22, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I’m just wondering what they’ll do when those virgins aren’t virgins anymore.
I mean, 70 virgins … that means just about 70 minutes, or let’s be charitable, three hours altogether, of sex. Or do you think those geezers will be very good lovers who put the woman first and see pleasuring her as their duty?
I think not!
I think they will barge in, rape the virgins one by one and… when they are not virgins anymore, having been ravaged by eager muslim suicide bomber boys but broken in, i.e. worthless … then what?
That’s what I want to know! I’ve asked several muslim websites what they plan to do with the no longer virgin virgins but strangely enough none has taken the time to answer me. That’s funny, because as a potential suicide bomber that is one question I would like to have answered.

ciccio November 22, 2009 at 6:43 pm

Cecilie, you have not read your koran or hadith properly. They don’t shit or piss or sweat or menstruate and every morning the hymen is magically restored. Neither do they get old and they are guaranteed WHITE. No dirty Arabs, Chinks or Niggers for the sons of Allah. This does a lot to explain the epidemic of rape by Musilms in European countries. My statement is of course racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, divisive, likely to cause community tensions ect. ect. but is 100% in accord with the sacred texts of Islam.

kaw November 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm

Cecile,
Ciccio has simply rewritten what one finds in muslim religious texts – albeit somewhat more intelligently.

James December 5, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Mohammad who deluded himself and others by calling himself prophet was a rapist par excellence. He would have raped his poor mother Amina had she been alive when this bastard was in teens. I wonder what is that rational Muslims still follow this abominably evil cult called Islam? Obviously it is pure terror to oppose or tell the truth about Mohammad!

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