The Muslim Jesus is a Killer

by sheikyermami on November 26, 2009

Jesus Embraces Stoning Adulterers, Chopping Off the Hands of Thieves

Oh, yes, the Jesus of political Islam. The one who “embraces God’s law”. Like stoning women who commit adultery to death. Which is, like, right out of the New Testament I think. Somewhere in the back.

Jawa Report has more>>

The event is billed as a “debate”. I’m putting my money on Jesus. I hear Satan throws it.

‘Isa’- the Muslim Jesus

explained here:

‘Isa’ Will Abolish Christianity and kill the Jews (wasn’t he a Jew himself?)

‘Muslims believe Jesus will come back, break the cross and lead the war against the kaffirs’-

There’s more: Jesus will come back, break the cross, kill the swine and abolish the jiziyah.

The swine, that’s you people, all the non-muslims, just in case you’re wondering. Here’s more>>>

Jihad Watch:

A different kind of holy:

Stoning the devil (the US) and shouting “death to America, death to Israel” is part of the  ”hajj” madness that afflicts millions of Mohammedans annually. Obama’s Kenyan grandma is there:

Iranian pilgrims shout “Death to America, death to Israel” at Hajj

At the holiest time, at the holiest place, this is what springs to their minds. I wonder what Obama’s grandmama thought if she heard it. Feel the love: “Iran pilgrims stage hajj protest,” by Adel Zaanoun for AFP, November 26 (thanks to dsinc): ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia — Iranian hajj pilgrims… [Link]

Other News:

Parents Say Public Schools Must Let Kids Proclaim That ‘Islam is of the Devil’ – Courthouse News Service

Compare and Contrast: Soldiers in Action

MAJ Hassan’s lawyer now indicates he may enter a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity.

I guess you might just say MAJ Hassan has demonstrated he is a conscientious objector to the entire purpose of the US Military, and his own oath of office, but…he’s at best “not guilty,” and, in my estimation of “worst,” just crazy. Not his fault. Not accountable. Just, you know, not down with the program.

U.S. Army never considered the possibility that jihadis might infiltrate it

And it did not do so out of fear of being accused of “Islamophobia.” More bitter fruit of political correctness: “Threat of jihad infiltration did not factor into U.S. Army’s screening process,” from the World Tribune, November 23 (thanks to Mackie): WASHINGTON — The U.S. Army, fearing political repercussions, refused… [Link]

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Mullah Lodabullah November 26, 2009 at 6:09 pm

Not a great deal to “debate”, but certainly some prophecies that will be fulfilled, and sooner rather than later by the looks of things.

* “‘Isa’ Will Abolish Christianity and kill the Jews”

“For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first. Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.”
(1 Thessalonians 4:16&17)

* “Jesus will come back, break the cross, kill the swine and abolish the jiziyah.”

“For the word of the cross seems foolish to those who are on the way to destruction; but to us who are on the way to salvation it is the power of God.” (1 Corinthians 1:18)

“And he shall speak words against the Most High, and shall wear out the saints of the Most High: and he shall think to change the times and the law; and they shall be given into his hand until a time and times and half a time.” (Daniel 7:25, referring to Antichrist)

Don’t be taken in by allah and his cuckoo religion. Everything allah
(satan) does is a counterfeit of God’s truths.

arthur November 26, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Jesus cant be a muslim, because he did not abuse children or rape any women!!!

nolaughingmatter February 2, 2010 at 7:27 am

‘Muslims believe Jesus will come back, break the cross and lead the war against the kaffirs’-

Sounds like a text out of Jehovah Witnesses’ writings. After all, their twisted doctrines stem from the same source and are both united at discrediting the Lord – or so they think.

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