Breaking: White House Gate Crashers Tareq Salahi & Wife Turn Out to be Hamas Members

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Davey Crockett November 28, 2009 at 2:25 am

I don’t believe there is any way that this pair of grinning goons could be considered gate-crashers. As if the American security forces would allow any uninvited guests that close to possibly the most hated president in the history of the USA. Much more beloved American presidents have been assassinated before, so I don’t think they’ll be taking any chances with this one!

I think they were probably invited, then when their connections were discovered and deemed “damaging” by the press to the Obammessiah’s reputation, the White House propaganda machine went into overdrive…

Tales of gate-crashers make him look like an idiot, but i’m sure he’d rather be seen as an idiot than a full blown, fifth column traitor! How else would they keep the infiltrate and subvert plan on course with this kind of explosive exposing of his less than honourable accomplices?

cassandra November 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Davey Crockett,

I agree. These Islamists were not gatecrashers, but mates of the Obamas. Little by little we are getting a picture of the Obamas’ mates, from Bill Ayres to Jeremiah Wright, and all the other Marxists/Islamists he chooses to hang out with.

But the Obamas’ arrogance is so great they think they can go on fooling the public. The media compliantly print only favourable things, and they have the intelligentsia and many in the corridors of power on side.

Luckily there is one media channel that is exposing what is going on – FOX.
Plus, there are many excellent websites like this one which dares to tell the truth.

The public are beginning to see the light – and they don’t like what they see.

Gramfan November 29, 2009 at 6:21 am

I think a set-up from the get-go. That way no one could make accusations against BHO.
Sheik,,,Gateway has an update on this story. There is a connection to Rashid Khalidi.

AKA NAZI DOG December 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm

You guys are nuts.
Your country is infected by Jewish lobby and its insane Christian Zionist brotherhood. Everybody here in Canada and Europe laugh at how much they control everything- Wall Street, AIPAC & Washington, Hollywood.
Complain about Bernard “Shalom” Bernanke and his Jew stranglehold before you make up crap about the puny Arab lobby.

You clowns are Israel’s bitch and everyone know it…Biyoooootch!!!!

kaw December 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm

It is appears we have another muzz nut aka Nazi Dog. Nobody in Canada and Europe laughs at our Jewish friends – and I live there – but we do laugh at you islamist scum. The parasitic islamists are violent, selfish and totally pointless, and you, almost certainly, are one. The reason we complain about the islamist lobby is that it represents a group of thugs who wish to impose their idiotic ideas on us using force. What exactly have you islamtwits contributed to human kind in the last millenium?? Terrorism, rape, murder, theft, dishonesty .. you can add some more to the list . We aint nobodys bitch – to use your language – but you are probably the “bitch” for the local jihadists. Must hurt on Friday after the get together at the mosque. I’d bet that you are a favourite with the chemist on a friday night.

susie fox October 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm

What does the real Salahi home look like?
Why was the reporter who stood in front of a small brick suburbian reporting on the whitehouse dinner crash pulled from the reruns?
Did Tarq ever live in the big Oasis house with his parents?
I’ve heard the Salahi’s are renting.
Michaele once implied they stay in the hotel suite.
She also said on the reunion that they live in the city 100% of time.